Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-11 06:39:15 UTC  

oh well

2017-11-11 06:40:06 UTC  

What's the wife's family like? Cunt like that doesn't fall far from the tree.

2017-11-11 06:40:33 UTC  

Uneducated, in the boonies

2017-11-11 06:42:06 UTC  

Might be a blessing, if they were educated your uncle would be bled dry by now.

2017-11-11 06:42:08 UTC  

See, this is why I'm so reluctant to do the whole marriage thing: I want to be in this relationship because I want to be here, not because I'll get my life ruined legally if I decide it isn't working

2017-11-11 06:42:36 UTC  

Kind if threw that out the window when her parents bought you a house...

2017-11-11 06:43:05 UTC  

There's a formal way of ending things

2017-11-11 06:43:17 UTC  

My sister is cohabiting with her boyfriend

2017-11-11 06:43:32 UTC  

similar situation but instead of my parents footing the downpayerment, she did it herself

2017-11-11 06:43:40 UTC  

because her bf is a broke motherfucker

2017-11-11 06:43:41 UTC  

Oh, it's in her name. I "Rent" it from her at 0 percent markup and get a renter's credit on my taxes at the end of the year.

2017-11-11 06:43:54 UTC  

Don't bother me none.

2017-11-11 06:43:59 UTC  

Should be fine

2017-11-11 06:44:33 UTC  

Are you on the coasts or in the midwest/south etc?

2017-11-11 06:44:36 UTC  

I mean, you like her well enough to live with her.

2017-11-11 06:44:49 UTC  

I think I could afford a down payment in the middle of the US, definitely not where I live now

2017-11-11 06:45:06 UTC  

At the absolute worst, if she breaks up with me (and after 10 years of being in this relationship, I doubt it), I get 90 days to vacate by Minnesota law 👌 😂

2017-11-11 06:45:46 UTC  

Her parents put down 30k on our house

2017-11-11 06:47:47 UTC  

That's a big house out there

2017-11-11 06:48:00 UTC  

Uh, no, no it is not

2017-11-11 06:48:14 UTC  

It is a 2 bedroom 1 bath in downtown Minneapolis

2017-11-11 06:48:18 UTC  

Has she talked or hinted at marriage before? Ten years is a long time and it's not like it would change anything except some health insurance stuff.

2017-11-11 06:48:27 UTC  

was it just 10%, so 300,000?

2017-11-11 06:48:42 UTC  

No, it was 30k on a house that cost 160

2017-11-11 06:49:04 UTC  

fuck man

2017-11-11 06:49:14 UTC  

that's like less than a 20 year mortgage

2017-11-11 06:49:51 UTC  

She used to, until all the friends she was jealous of getting married got divorced in < 3 years

2017-11-11 06:50:09 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-11-11 06:50:15 UTC  

Well how long did those cunts know each other?

2017-11-11 06:50:27 UTC  

Marriage lowers the income tax a bunch, but divorce laws sides heavily towards the female spouse

2017-11-11 06:50:44 UTC  

I know like 3-4 older guys living in mobile homes because their wife is entitled to the home

2017-11-11 06:50:50 UTC  

no idea. I've known my gf since the 7th grade, we're 27 now

2017-11-11 06:51:38 UTC  

We're the only bf/gf we've ever had <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-11-11 06:51:52 UTC  

One fella onced lived in San Francisco; found the wrong girl had 2 kids, wife cheated on him with his best friend

2017-11-11 06:51:52 UTC  

You're melting my heart here.

2017-11-11 06:52:32 UTC  

Restraining order, police reports of domestic violence, took his kids, alimony, child support. He had to move out to the California desert

2017-11-11 06:52:34 UTC  

@swigs so this is the power of coastal education.

2017-11-11 06:52:53 UTC  

The desert is much different from SF

2017-11-11 06:53:28 UTC  

Was a 8 year marriage

2017-11-11 06:54:00 UTC  

More like a 2 year marriage, that shit doesn't happen overnight.

2017-11-11 06:54:22 UTC  

Kids were 6 or something