Message from @Tervy

Discord ID: 379717518006157312


2017-11-13 19:37:53 UTC  

wait.. travelbans

2017-11-13 19:38:12 UTC  

thank god UK has been in my NO-GO list for long long time

2017-11-13 19:38:15 UTC  

well not entirely but he's afraid to be arrested in certain countries

2017-11-13 19:38:26 UTC  

there is strict shitlist for UK products too

2017-11-13 19:38:26 UTC  

UK is going to be 1984 before too long. >no spoons

2017-11-13 19:39:12 UTC  

Scotland has it a little better

2017-11-13 19:39:16 UTC  

or i could just start selling pre-configured raspberry pis with ELEC on them for porn

2017-11-13 19:39:17 UTC  

he owns a website that indexes porn videos from various sites and then provides a search over it, and sometimes he gets mail from various government organizations of various countries, that ask him to implement filters, remove certain content etc

2017-11-13 19:39:31 UTC  

not full on 1984 like England is yet

2017-11-13 19:40:07 UTC  

@porco hahaha i know those emails we had to "comply" for logged in users on streaming site

2017-11-13 19:40:44 UTC  

well yes but he never complies with those as long as the content is legal in Germany, which is where the servers are

2017-11-13 19:40:45 UTC  

solution "inform" people about the filters when they choose their nationality "warning: if you choose this country we cant show you X and Y so please choose different country and enjoy full product"

2017-11-13 19:40:53 UTC  

was good enough for most govs

2017-11-13 19:41:00 UTC  

we were cheeky bastards tho

2017-11-13 19:41:20 UTC  

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

2017-11-13 19:41:26 UTC  

last three are listed as "life-threatening"

2017-11-13 19:41:27 UTC  

I'm literally a brainlet; been wanting to do progects with Raspberry Pi but I'm not too satisfied just following directions; I want to understand the underlying concepts but they never really 'click' for me...

2017-11-13 19:41:38 UTC  

>Facesitting

2017-11-13 19:41:45 UTC  

poor brits, they don't know what they are missing

2017-11-13 19:41:51 UTC  

^

2017-11-13 19:42:25 UTC  

>facesitting is life-threatening
Only if your boner gets out of control.

2017-11-13 19:42:36 UTC  

it's only for pornography produced here

2017-11-13 19:42:39 UTC  

like FakeTaxi and shit

2017-11-13 19:43:10 UTC  

Swaffelen is best

2017-11-13 19:43:37 UTC  

most of the time brit porn sux tho

2017-11-13 19:44:03 UTC  

They're fucking brits m8, everything suckx

2017-11-13 19:44:52 UTC  

>water sports banned

2017-11-13 19:44:54 UTC  

toppest kek

2017-11-13 19:45:16 UTC  

also female ejaculation is banned

2017-11-13 19:45:21 UTC  

what the fuck is the reasoning behind that

2017-11-13 19:45:34 UTC  

this is literally on the same level as just outright banning gay porn

2017-11-13 19:45:41 UTC  

It is against sharia law for women to have pleasure

2017-11-13 19:45:56 UTC  

its against sharia law to have any kind of pleasure

2017-11-13 19:45:56 UTC  

Those are some whack rules

2017-11-13 19:45:59 UTC  

for everyone

2017-11-13 19:46:34 UTC  

What if you take pleasure from doing jihad on western dogs?

2017-11-13 19:47:00 UTC  

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2017-11-13 19:47:42 UTC  

@Mad Jack What if I just stone you instead, you infidel?

2017-11-13 19:48:09 UTC  

Im already pretty stoned as is