it wont stop me though

make sure you spend over $50 on one though

good ones can be had for $100-$200

I've never understood why OTF knives are so overregulated. Is a knife more dangerous because of how it opens? Legislators are retarded

ya basically

its because of old school gangsters and switchblades

modern knives are as fast as otfs

and also the force from an otf is pretty miserable

probably enough to give you a very shallow cut

but of course you could mod the spring and have one of those ballistic knives

Assisted open knives are pretty much switchblades, except you can't close them one handed

but nobody's stopping you from buying a $1 knife and making it ballistic

via chinese battery

assisted open knives are hot garbage

i dont think ive seen a good assisted open knife yet

kind of like an otf, in the end more like a toy than a tool

except an otf looks a lot cooler

I don't carry my knife as a fashion statement, I use it as a tool. I just want something I can operate one-handed QQ

you carry an assisted knife?

DHgate was cool because I used to buy stolen Xbox 360 accounts loaded with points and owned like

Every game on the store

who needs tor when you can get everything off DHgate

@Windatica Not currently, I work at a hospital and there are length restrictions there. I don't have any AO knives under 3". But at previous jobs, yeah, I had a bunch of AO knives I'd carry

the fuck are they going to do, whip out a ruler?

The VA police will, yes, absolutely. They take that shit super serious on federal property

Washington DC was a mistake.

Every two weeks, I thank god for the federal government :^)

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if you like the mora style they sell a decent amount of knives with similar blade geometry. not chi kshit but Opinels have some nice fat handles

What I'd really like is a really nice Sheepsfoot knife.

svords are nice and cheap if you don't mind a lack of lock

nvm, dunno why I recalled them being sheepsfoot

The chink who chinked me just messaged me like "yes hello your package might be lost, full refund yes?"

And I said "Oh, I already got a refund via a dispute, it's already done."

And then, of course, sad emoji spam

>not getting a double refund

Maybe I'll still get my autistic fidget in the mail a month from now.

But according to the shipping info, it was "waiting for pickup" for over a week, then suddenly changed to "shipment cancelled". Then, I checked the guy's page, and the item is no longer listed. In fact, he only has one item left on his shop, and it's a batman spinner. Fuckin' weird.

I'm guessing he oversold my item, cancelled my shipment, and hoped I wouldn't notice until my buyer protection ran out.

I don't think that's how that song goes