yeah currently

chicks love that shit

got told I have dad bod last month kek

I'll get surgery one day, just scared by the idea

look for non invasive surgery options and rehab, shit has come far in just a couple years.

yeah I asked about surgery and the GP said I have to be prepared to not do anything for 6 months after

rehab helps for sure

I was just stupid and put too much weight on before I could handle it

https://youtu.be/oTjbwg48JuE

what the fuck is this hot garbage

amazing

>implying you wouldnt suck on that candycane

i dont like how the seam goes across the dick though, and it sort of implies that a flaccid cock would look like a regular pair of undies with a little floppy sock hanging out

Sudden urge to start speaking English with a Scottish accent.

Any recommendations for chink kilts?

Kind of reminds me how you can have an optional cock sleeve on lycra suits

Source: ordered a lycra suit

more like
Source : ordered a cock sleeve on a lycra suit

No, fortunately. Not sure I'd be able to fit my massive dong in one of those

are you below the asian average?

I was ordering from some chink site and they had customizable options for the suit at checkout. That was one of them.

Sadly the only options where (in order of size) yellow, white and black

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>all 24 threads 100% utilisation >24C >175W

l series xeons dabes

also r710 cooling dabes

tfw showing off cleavage is cool and acceptable

tfw not allowed to show off large hard erection to compensate for being a manlet

i s n t f a i r

its not large

just looks like it due to your manlet leggies

false

even more reason for not fair

Nice, was driving with a friend, some song plays, now it's in my recommended videos on youtube

YouTube been really good with music recommendations for me in the past year or so

yes yes

embrace the botnet

Ugh. First world problems. Was browsing shit as a bus drove by, and the damn phone connected to its wifi.

Connection interrupted. 👎

over here we used to have wifi in buses, but jew-ass mayor removed it :<

and now this piece of shit wants to close the train line