Message from @ππ΅
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Reckon 1'300 will be enough to move on?
Or should I give it an extra pay or two?
i killed chat
yeah you did fag
*blocked
give opinions
of this
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A paralyzed man says to his friend, βGo upstairs and get my shoes. My feet are coldβ
The friend goes upstairs and sees the paralyzed manβs two sexy 17 year old daughters.
He says, βYour father sent me up here to have sex with you.β
One of the girls replies, βThat couldnβt possibly be true!β
The man says βIβll prove itβ and then yells towards the stairs, βBoth of them?β
The paralyzed man yells back βOf course both of them!β
Classic lol
Murphy goes to see his mate Paddy who has broken leg.
Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Okay, This is kinda epic lol's tbh.
why would you share a roasty twitter meme here
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never do it again, the first joke is funny though
<:autist:402378380063932418>
All these infantilized manchildren on twitter literally crying over a stranded racoon
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I missed the racoon shit
you gotta love drumpf
I wanna hug him
I wanna get a gf and hug her. <:autist:402378380063932418>
Mrs. "K" can kill herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8C-VFbP-JQ ok this is epic
we gotta do america first tag <:smug:402400327313391616>
If you had the choice of doubling the amount of jews or doubling the amount of gays what would you choose? <:powerthink:402373351961788417>
React with <:jude:402393736505458688> or π³οΈβπ to vote.
neither
I mean more jewish women is a good thing
Choose one or the white race dies.
o ok
well
if they are religous jews thats pretty bad
if you pick gays they dont reproduce
so
Full on religious zionist jews.
unless they molest a kid and convert them
i think gays is the choice. More women for the lads
And full on SJW screaming Gays