Message from @Smurf
Discord ID: 757336641118404728
@Spectre INVITE ME LOL!
Heh. My Discord server has a single user, and a single post. LOL
You got one?
Had one for years.
I only use it for running RP games, and testing weird things.
I almost feel wrong for Pelosi
"Losing" implies she ever "HAD* it...
I think she had far too many mimosas
lol
"Nancy, what's your blood alcohol level?" ".00001." "Alcohol?" "No, blood."
She doesn't have body fat because her veins are filled with antifreeze.
what the fuck nancy
who says good morning in the middle of a conversation
To Pelosi, a three martini lunch is an appetizer.
She'll expect an apology from the people putting the words on the teleprompter.
Swamp monsters do
What is she having for dinner?
It's a swamp thing you just wouldn't get it
alright boys
i finished my philosophy compass
> What is she having for dinner?
@JJ.2o2o Jack Daniels. The entire warehouse.
@DishonoredRonin I'd be kinda impressed
Fueled by rum and coke
Cocaine
Nancy showed us her huge ice cream freezer. I was more impressed with her Olympic-sized scotch pool.
remember when nancy ripped up trump's speech
over not getting a handshake
She thought it said, "Nancy, you've had enough to drink".
I bet he pulled a speech out of his ass and killed it
honestly trump seems like the kind of guy to do that with precision
Sundays are for mimosas
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation
Mornings are for an hour of sleep before facing the rest of the day.
That's not what Pelosi thinks
My mornings are just a fast SSS(shit shower shave) before driving to work
Okay, I've spread horror, laughter, and a lot of bull. Back to laundry.
Can't neglect the 3 s's
(That was almost an awkward typo...)
Gotta go to church, ttyl
That's basically what my mornings are