Message from @Aphelion

Discord ID: 797000886446194708


2021-01-08 07:12:53 UTC  

Chuck Norris will win the election remember me

2021-01-08 07:13:18 UTC  

@delsinrowe knock knock

2021-01-08 07:13:25 UTC  

My life is a joke

2021-01-08 07:13:26 UTC  

Chuck norris can stop an operating chainsaw with his bare hand. It is true, I saw it.

2021-01-08 07:13:41 UTC  

@TormentDubz dont say that. Think of all the feet pics we can hoard

2021-01-08 07:13:43 UTC  

@John Rebuttal who's there

2021-01-08 07:13:48 UTC  
2021-01-08 07:13:58 UTC  

@delsinrowe the KGB

2021-01-08 07:14:25 UTC  

im a non binary ex lesbian immigrant

2021-01-08 07:14:28 UTC  
2021-01-08 07:14:37 UTC  

Ruski?

2021-01-08 07:15:04 UTC  

*The user john was never heard from again*

2021-01-08 07:15:26 UTC  

i need help to identify myself

2021-01-08 07:15:33 UTC  
2021-01-08 07:15:40 UTC  

im not sure what i am

2021-01-08 07:15:41 UTC  

@John Rebuttal ohh so that's the joke

2021-01-08 07:15:59 UTC  

I will borrow that and gn lad @John Rebuttal

2021-01-08 07:16:19 UTC  

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. I tested it

2021-01-08 07:16:42 UTC  

ima straight lesbian immigrant national commie democrat

2021-01-08 07:16:56 UTC  

<a:KanyeStare:781567815969669120>

2021-01-08 07:16:58 UTC  

How did you test a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and survive to tell about it?

2021-01-08 07:17:07 UTC  

@Aphelion he didnt

2021-01-08 07:17:13 UTC  

<:tormen23Chad:767689164325388328>

2021-01-08 07:17:30 UTC  

So is he an afterimage or something?

2021-01-08 07:17:41 UTC  

There was no point to die because he would chase me in afterlife so...

2021-01-08 07:17:44 UTC  

@Aphelion yep an after image talking

2021-01-08 07:18:12 UTC  

I would fall in an infinite loop of roundhouse kicks.

2021-01-08 07:18:22 UTC  

Ah I see. The body is vaporized but the soul has yet to leave this dimension. Interesting

2021-01-08 07:19:53 UTC  

person woman man camera tv , can u repeat me

2021-01-08 07:20:27 UTC  

Beep Boop Error

2021-01-08 07:22:16 UTC  
2021-01-08 07:22:30 UTC  

do Mexicans pronounce jesus hesus

2021-01-08 07:22:35 UTC  

yeah

2021-01-08 07:22:40 UTC  

like I know it is a name they have

2021-01-08 07:22:46 UTC  

But I mean when they pray

2021-01-08 07:22:49 UTC  

To Christ

2021-01-08 07:22:51 UTC  

Yeah

2021-01-08 07:22:53 UTC  

j is pronounced h even when they pray

2021-01-08 07:23:11 UTC  

thats offensive

2021-01-08 07:23:12 UTC  

Is Kanye dating a homosexual