Message from @Mad Jack

Discord ID: 402202750311596032


2018-01-14 20:46:05 UTC  

statistics are on our side

2018-01-14 20:46:16 UTC  

what is that even supposed to mean

2018-01-14 20:46:34 UTC  

statistically it's more probable that two men killed themselves than two women

2018-01-14 20:46:50 UTC  

under the age of uhhh

2018-01-14 20:46:52 UTC  

39 i think

2018-01-14 20:46:55 UTC  

yeah, but that doesnt make it any less gay

2018-01-14 20:47:06 UTC  

triple sui pact?

2018-01-14 20:47:18 UTC  

that just makes it EXTRA gay

2018-01-14 20:47:24 UTC  

that makes it a crowd

2018-01-14 20:47:33 UTC  

no, that makes it a threesome

2018-01-14 20:47:42 UTC  

a crowd is like, 10 people

2018-01-14 20:47:50 UTC  

5-9 is a group

2018-01-14 20:48:01 UTC  

so we need to convince more people

2018-01-14 20:48:13 UTC  

i will ask any of my neighbors if they would want to kill themselves in a group

2018-01-14 20:48:25 UTC  

lets start a gofundme campaign

2018-01-14 20:48:56 UTC  

"help us set up a campaign to publicize our group suicide pact so that we don't look gay when we do it"

2018-01-14 20:49:23 UTC  

@Shrimpf ask her about tesla

2018-01-14 20:49:43 UTC  

the company or the man?

2018-01-14 20:49:46 UTC  

the man

2018-01-14 20:49:47 UTC  

duh

2018-01-14 20:50:08 UTC  

if he was so smart, how come he's dead?

2018-01-14 20:50:16 UTC  

Atheists: 0

2018-01-14 20:50:20 UTC  

Dog people: 1

2018-01-14 20:52:56 UTC  

gangbang suicide pact <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-14 21:04:00 UTC  

tfw your football team gets BTFO

2018-01-14 21:04:11 UTC  

tfw you spent the entire last week talking shit

2018-01-14 21:05:59 UTC  

TESLA WAS CROATIAN

2018-01-14 21:06:02 UTC  

TESLA WAS SERBIAN

2018-01-14 21:06:06 UTC  

TESLA WAS FRENCH

2018-01-14 21:06:14 UTC  

🥖

2018-01-14 21:06:23 UTC  

tesla was albanian

2018-01-14 21:06:26 UTC  

!!!!!!

2018-01-14 21:06:37 UTC  

TESLA WAS KOSOVAR

2018-01-14 21:06:45 UTC  

tell her that and watch your head seperate from your whole body

2018-01-14 21:06:46 UTC  

ALEXANDER WAS MACEDONIAN

2018-01-14 21:07:02 UTC  

tesla was actually an alien from the future

2018-01-14 21:07:06 UTC  

fucking brainlets

2018-01-14 21:07:13 UTC  

Portugal

2018-01-14 21:07:14 UTC  

More like

2018-01-14 21:07:20 UTC  

POORTUGAL

2018-01-14 21:07:21 UTC  

Forgettable Spain