https://twitter.com/AP/status/1076165840511352832?s=19 poor thing, she should retire and take it easy <:teehee:381917632359563264>

oof

I cannot laugh at this in IE general

and that makes me sad

isn't this life her third cancer in addition to heart problems and broken ribs?

is she invincible?

when you defeat the kritarchy and she’s the final boss

She's lowkey just gonna drink some more child blood and recover in a week

hide yo kids

How long did it take her to recover from the rib fiasco

A lot shorter than it should have is the answer

Month ish

That's a 3 month injury for a 40 year old man

I'm not saying she's drinking child's blood to honor whatever evil demon she worships but the signs point there.

when you sign a demonic pact, you get the regeneration bonuses

this guy gets it

maybe it’s the same procedure that celebs are now using to stay young... look it up

alternatively: RBG is in fact a demonic entity possessing an old woman

That's given

What's speculated is whether or not she's drinking child's blood

this is the answer I need to know

even demons need to hit up a health potion every now and then

exactly

someone call the exorcists

we're gonna need to double-check this one

Oh dear,

Nah dude whatever demon that's in her ain't leaving until the host dies.

RIP Texas

I hope they only hire Texans.

we gotta get owen cyclops on this case, stat

Would love to see what kind of companies are going and why are they labor companies trying to find illegals to work for them?

why RBG is a demon (thread) 1 of 50

Dude I can go on with this subject for hours

**THE ASSOCIATED PRESS** ☑
BREAKING: Cancerous growth, Justice Ginsburg still present in the bowels of the Supreme Court.

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funny how the Our Democracy(TM) people are the quickest to defend the least democratic branch of government

Who keeps giving Ginsburg chug jugs

it’s like “alright fellas let’s put immigration to a referendum. No? OK.”

so much for democracy

I saw a show in Manhattan yesterday, with a 90% white and Jewish crowd. It ended showing the inauguration ceremonies of all the presidents from Gerald Ford to Trump. The crowd exploded in cheers when they saw Obama, and drowned the room with hisses and boos when Trump was shown. I had to remind myself that the opinions of white people in Manhattan don't matter, as long as they stay there. *gulp