I think theres a cooldown to it, but anything homosexual related and he'll zap your ass.

just when I thought I couldn

coudln't hate nigs even more

My boss told me he hired me cuz he wanted a big white guy lmao

Nice

das raycis

Gonna try getting into the airport

I'm a smol white guy so I'll never get hired for that

i dispatch cabs. me too.

I mean, I'm like 6ft tall

I just weigh nothing

they're so rude.

Yeah I'm 6ft

You haven't lived till you had a massive black bitch yell at you for free food and backing up the drive thru line all the way to the street

I live around them

I hate it

Just say this

"No EBT"

And it makes them disapear

It's a magical incantation

No way dude, she literally did not move till I threw a fucking burrito at her

Call the cops

tfw you hate communists but you live in ohio and everybody here is normal

wat do

apparently we owed her food and none of us remember the bitch so she planted her ass right there

I just don't serve them

or get a little spray bottle and squirt her like she was a cat

Ohio has a lot of Somalis

I wanted to call the cops but we had a fuckload of illegals there and no one wanted the cops to show

Beat her with the mop handle like in coming to America

yes we do in columbus but thats it

should've brought my CCW that day lol

Just get your boots

go AmHistX

Wanted to buy a nice pair of doc martens

also thought I couldn

>we're all bad with women

But the good ones are like 400