Ship it to me and I'll fix it for you for $5

:^)

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: ^ )

Great.

Maybe next time

I just had a 3 hour skype interview with a Taiwanese company

I hope you werent wearing pants as is tradition

Art gfs are perfect

They suck benis like they meanits

And art gfs are kinky

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@turnerturing i never wear pants on skype interviews, also I was sitting on the ground for better lighting

I can't feel my legs anymore

Bless my Christian soul that Im a heretic premarital

Kek, my brother has a video call setup in a closet, I tell him its super weird because it looks like he is broadcasting from a cell but he says it looks more professional

"My business opportunites had lead me into this fine containment place which could look like a jail cell"

@BIRDzone

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That sounds like something my brother would say

Is your brother actually in jail?

@Shrimpf >art school gf

🤢

>failed art school gf angry and frustrated at the degernacy of the post modern world

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My artschool gf is postmodern

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I also read postmodern literature

Wow, its like you dont even want to be her eva braun

Well I got the gut problems down

Now just need a scapegoat

Im also a blackhaired immigrant from a bit further up

Also failed college

My art gf did children's book illustration

My gf is center-lib

Postmodetn

Jeeeez

Im center-christian

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She calls the feminists in her class SJWs