Message from @Matthew

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2018-04-04 02:32:24 UTC  

It just feels better, frum

2018-04-04 02:32:49 UTC  

I dont caress all my kitchen tools

2018-04-04 02:33:02 UTC  

Except cleavers

2018-04-04 02:33:06 UTC  

There's the edit

2018-04-04 02:33:15 UTC  

Im laffin

2018-04-04 02:33:17 UTC  

Its also a yard tool so it doesnt count

2018-04-04 02:33:28 UTC  

Not really much more to it, but I'm a bit disappointed if they show off a 'variety' without it.

2018-04-04 02:33:51 UTC  

A cleaver is not a machete you ape

2018-04-04 02:34:02 UTC  

Meh, Only ones I've seen were big ass slaw and kraut cutters

2018-04-04 02:34:17 UTC  

Thought about getting one but 40 bucks buys a lot of spices

2018-04-04 02:34:41 UTC  

@Matthew a cleaver is a better more controllable machete

2018-04-04 02:35:06 UTC  

They're two different knives for two different purposes

2018-04-04 02:35:20 UTC  

That's like saying a scalpel is a more precise sword

2018-04-04 02:35:25 UTC  

It's retarded

2018-04-04 02:35:37 UTC  

Many countries with machetes use them in butchering and a cleaver is very similar to a small billhook in terms of balance and weight

2018-04-04 02:36:08 UTC  

Wat?

2018-04-04 02:36:18 UTC  

Third world monkeys use machetes as cleavers, John

2018-04-04 02:36:23 UTC  

Aren't we talking two different blade forms there?

2018-04-04 02:36:26 UTC  

That doesn't make it optimal

2018-04-04 02:36:29 UTC  

yes

2018-04-04 02:36:37 UTC  

John is being dumb

2018-04-04 02:37:04 UTC  

>using a machete as a cleaver

2018-04-04 02:37:10 UTC  

Fucking apes

2018-04-04 02:37:40 UTC  

Why would it be any diffrent than a bill hook though?

2018-04-04 02:38:17 UTC  

thats like using a chefs knife to cut bread <:rooThinkDuck:401238930978111488>

2018-04-04 02:38:34 UTC  

I guess he thinks "if it works"

2018-04-04 02:38:55 UTC  

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2018-04-04 02:38:56 UTC  

I use a chefs knife for soft crust and fine crumb breads because it gives a cleaner cut

2018-04-04 02:39:29 UTC  

God damn you, john.

2018-04-04 02:39:36 UTC  

God fucking damn you.

2018-04-04 02:39:38 UTC  

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2018-04-04 02:40:04 UTC  

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2018-04-04 02:40:34 UTC  

I wonder how much different my life would be if I found a machete instead of a cleaver

2018-04-04 02:40:58 UTC  

serial killer john strikes again

2018-04-04 02:41:48 UTC  

Its not even like I'm talking about a Chinese cleaver a western style meat cleaver is perfectly fine for yardwork.

2018-04-04 02:42:32 UTC  

They're meant for meat and bone, not fucking wood, you gronk

2018-04-04 02:42:41 UTC  

wait

2018-04-04 02:42:45 UTC  

you use a fucking MEAT cleaver for yard work

2018-04-04 02:43:06 UTC  

Saws are for bone, meat cleavers are for joints

2018-04-04 02:43:29 UTC  

@Pawp what did you think I was talking about?

2018-04-04 02:43:33 UTC  

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