Message from @Matthew
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It just feels better, frum
I dont caress all my kitchen tools
Except cleavers
There's the edit
Im laffin
Its also a yard tool so it doesnt count
Not really much more to it, but I'm a bit disappointed if they show off a 'variety' without it.
A cleaver is not a machete you ape
Meh, Only ones I've seen were big ass slaw and kraut cutters
Thought about getting one but 40 bucks buys a lot of spices
They're two different knives for two different purposes
That's like saying a scalpel is a more precise sword
It's retarded
Many countries with machetes use them in butchering and a cleaver is very similar to a small billhook in terms of balance and weight
Wat?
Third world monkeys use machetes as cleavers, John
Aren't we talking two different blade forms there?
That doesn't make it optimal
yes
>using a machete as a cleaver
Fucking apes
Why would it be any diffrent than a bill hook though?
thats like using a chefs knife to cut bread <:rooThinkDuck:401238930978111488>
I guess he thinks "if it works"
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I use a chefs knife for soft crust and fine crumb breads because it gives a cleaner cut
God damn you, john.
God fucking damn you.
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I wonder how much different my life would be if I found a machete instead of a cleaver
serial killer john strikes again
Its not even like I'm talking about a Chinese cleaver a western style meat cleaver is perfectly fine for yardwork.
They're meant for meat and bone, not fucking wood, you gronk
wait
you use a fucking MEAT cleaver for yard work
Saws are for bone, meat cleavers are for joints
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