tho i might just use a knife

Meh, just use a knife way too much work to clean a mandolin

Ill just make a 2nd chicken cheesesteak for someone else in the house and tell them to clean it

ill hand them whichever looks worse

Devilish

Mandolin injuries keep me from buying one

If you can use a cheese grater you can use a mandolin

seriously matt buy one with a good hand guard

>handgaurd

get the one that americas test kitchen recommends

What a pussy

I dont plan to use one tomorrow but were talking about matt here, if hes afraid of cutting himself he can just get a hand guard

True.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I15-htHJF_I @Matthew

>not a single wooden one

Y tho

Traditionalist faggot alert

>wood

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It just feels better, frum

I dont caress all my kitchen tools

Except cleavers

There's the edit

Im laffin

Its also a yard tool so it doesnt count

Not really much more to it, but I'm a bit disappointed if they show off a 'variety' without it.

A cleaver is not a machete you ape

Meh, Only ones I've seen were big ass slaw and kraut cutters

Thought about getting one but 40 bucks buys a lot of spices

@Matthew a cleaver is a better more controllable machete

They're two different knives for two different purposes

That's like saying a scalpel is a more precise sword

It's retarded

Many countries with machetes use them in butchering and a cleaver is very similar to a small billhook in terms of balance and weight

Wat?

Third world monkeys use machetes as cleavers, John

Aren't we talking two different blade forms there?

That doesn't make it optimal

yes

John is being dumb

>using a machete as a cleaver