And cuff you in pink fluffy mom handcuffs

Oi lad

Portugese delicacy

Your dick on my face

i'll rub your feet and spank you with a spatula i swear to god

but i aint gay

Kek

What's with thr spatulas

Why do people use those

too broke to buy a proper paddle

Buying something specifically for punishment crosses a line for most for some reason.

Whips are wack

Just use your hands

i mean

That way you can also rub the area you hit and spread the erotic feeling after a slap

Protip from Smhrip

yeah, you can flail your arm like a cat of nine tails i guess

might end up in hospital tho

still, worth

No she's the cat

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Shes going to slash your dick open?

dont give him ideas

you know he's stupid and horny

I want to make shrimp the subject of a degredation doujin!

Gib bussi now

I see you are on a gayposting streak again shrimp

frum, i share that feeling

see you in purgatory

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Though i wanna be the antagonist <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I aint gay

Im merely pretending

hurrr muh lgb

Yes

i bring the gay out in shrimp

Trannies are not a sexuality

i'd like to see you explain to Petrus that the prostate tickling was merely a joke

Kek

I dont believe in physical existence in heaven