Message from @turnerturing

Discord ID: 433651085270581248


2018-04-11 15:28:15 UTC  

Kek

2018-04-11 15:28:35 UTC  

Kek

2018-04-11 15:28:54 UTC  

Lmao

2018-04-11 15:28:55 UTC  

shrimp's gf confirmed to be android

2018-04-11 15:29:02 UTC  

Paranoid Android

2018-04-11 15:29:09 UTC  

Shrimp confirmed alien

2018-04-11 15:29:10 UTC  

with fingerprint auth <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-11 15:29:19 UTC  

Like Chobits?

2018-04-11 15:29:23 UTC  

That’s why he talks about politics so much

2018-04-11 15:29:42 UTC  

He’s trying to find ways to destroy our society <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-11 15:30:21 UTC  

Calm it down guys, I am just a default mode like you

2018-04-11 15:31:20 UTC  

Fingerprinting is something normies will be scared off by not by any fear of privacy but fear of significant others using thier sleeping hands to find out what thots they are talking tk

2018-04-11 15:32:01 UTC  

My gf broke into my laptop once

2018-04-11 15:32:11 UTC  

And I told her I would break it off straight away if she ever dared doing that again

2018-04-11 15:32:14 UTC  

THOT PATROLLED

2018-04-11 15:33:03 UTC  

I honestly wouldnt care, I grew up with one computor shared between everyone in the family.

2018-04-11 15:33:17 UTC  

Mexican detected

break into my laptop again and i'll break your nose, bitch

2018-04-11 15:34:19 UTC  

I mean, it wasnt unusual fuckers were like 600 dollars

2018-04-11 15:34:35 UTC  

thats a lot of money for a lower middle class family

2018-04-11 15:34:39 UTC  

Reminder that in Urk they pierce baby ears and give them a fishers earring to wear @Turbo @Goz3rr @Jobplane

2018-04-11 15:35:16 UTC  

Brutal
Pirates from birth

reminder that in the US they pay people to cut off a baby boy's penis skin

2018-04-11 15:35:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433651363851796480/22b482320ak_3.jpg

2018-04-11 15:35:55 UTC  

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2018-04-11 15:36:34 UTC  

I imagine most have a subtle gold earring

2018-04-11 15:36:41 UTC  

Wait so how did the fingerlicking work

2018-04-11 15:36:41 UTC  

In Urk zie je geen Turk @AstroJannah

2018-04-11 15:37:28 UTC  

Like this

2018-04-11 15:37:42 UTC  

@Turbo her phine was a slut

2018-04-11 15:38:27 UTC  

Just lick a piece of tape

2018-04-11 15:38:32 UTC  

Make her press it

2018-04-11 15:38:35 UTC  

And then open her phone

2018-04-11 15:39:21 UTC  

Eh, that sounds a bit localized to people who are on thot patrol

2018-04-11 15:39:47 UTC  

It took some adjusting tho

2018-04-11 15:39:57 UTC  

It wasn't super convenient and I didn't entirely prove my point

2018-04-11 15:39:58 UTC  

;_;

2018-04-11 15:40:00 UTC  

Thot patrol never ends.

2018-04-11 15:40:37 UTC  

@Jobplane New skins are garbage