Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 434102314983489536


2018-04-12 21:25:32 UTC  

I need to sync my drinking with you people because Im to sober for this degeneracy

2018-04-12 21:25:43 UTC  

I wear it for my gf sometimes

2018-04-12 21:25:45 UTC  

And she for me

2018-04-12 21:25:51 UTC  

@johnfrum cmere i have single malt whiskey and a tens unit

2018-04-12 21:25:56 UTC  

I make an amazing girl so I've heard

2018-04-12 21:26:07 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-04-12 21:26:11 UTC  

Sounds too fancy for me, give me canadian club and coke

2018-04-12 21:26:21 UTC  

Hell no

2018-04-12 21:26:24 UTC  

>implying i give my guiests cheap shit

2018-04-12 21:26:35 UTC  

5€ vodka or bust

2018-04-12 21:26:42 UTC  

Give me an old fashioned and some cocaine and meth ball

2018-04-12 21:26:44 UTC  

I would demand it.

2018-04-12 21:26:47 UTC  

_minimum_ $50/bottle for liquor for guests tbh

2018-04-12 21:27:00 UTC  

Cocaine is pretty fucking redneck BTW

2018-04-12 21:27:00 UTC  

unless it's something weird and gimmicky like irish cream or straight amaretto

2018-04-12 21:27:09 UTC  

guests get the cheap stuff

2018-04-12 21:27:13 UTC  

disagree

2018-04-12 21:27:20 UTC  

cheap stuff is for getting myself fucked up

2018-04-12 21:27:31 UTC  

I deserve the good stuff

2018-04-12 21:27:37 UTC  

I own everything on this pic

2018-04-12 21:27:42 UTC  

nice

2018-04-12 21:27:42 UTC  

Irish cream is gay as shit and i love it

2018-04-12 21:27:59 UTC  

irish cream has kinda become my go to easy drink

2018-04-12 21:28:02 UTC  

Petplay is the gentleman's illness

2018-04-12 21:28:07 UTC  

petplay is p good

2018-04-12 21:28:09 UTC  

but

2018-04-12 21:28:14 UTC  

why cat ears and not a pup hood

2018-04-12 21:28:20 UTC  

Fuck no

2018-04-12 21:28:24 UTC  

Those are creepy as shit

2018-04-12 21:28:31 UTC  

Nothing you do is a gentlemans anything shrimp

2018-04-12 21:28:43 UTC  

Forcing men to wear lingerie tho

2018-04-12 21:28:46 UTC  

AIE PAPA

2018-04-12 21:28:50 UTC  

fuckin

2018-04-12 21:28:52 UTC  

hell yea

2018-04-12 21:29:00 UTC  

that ones rly good

2018-04-12 21:29:09 UTC  
2018-04-12 21:29:10 UTC  

God give me strenght to endurenthis unrelenting faggotry

2018-04-12 21:29:24 UTC  

God doesn't hear you because you're not a Christian

2018-04-12 21:29:30 UTC  

@Mad Jack so i went to this gay furry party a few days ago and this dude in a onsie walked in

2018-04-12 21:29:39 UTC  

>Gay furry party