Message from @Matthew

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2018-04-15 22:08:52 UTC  

so are you from the UK or...

2018-04-15 22:09:34 UTC  

Burgerland.

2018-04-15 22:09:52 UTC  

hmmm, what about the beheading tho

2018-04-15 22:10:04 UTC  

I thought that was a thing all drug dealers did

2018-04-15 22:10:47 UTC  

I would if I was a drug dealer, not much time spent on it and it sends a clear message.

2018-04-15 22:10:50 UTC  

Nah a 9mm to the dome is quicker

2018-04-15 22:10:52 UTC  

it's a British tradition, I got confused

2018-04-15 22:11:15 UTC  

kek

2018-04-15 22:11:39 UTC  

@Julian >not double tapping

2018-04-15 22:11:49 UTC  

you always double tap when sending a message

2018-04-15 22:12:22 UTC  

@Julian It's quicker but at the same time it's not as viceral or attention grabbing as beheading. Also getting shot in a major urban center in the US is pretty high chances of survival

2018-04-15 22:12:25 UTC  

I'll double tap your parents

2018-04-15 22:12:47 UTC  

Doctors and surgeons have lots of practice patching up gunshot wounds.

2018-04-15 22:13:31 UTC  

@turnerturing and again, that's why you double tap

2018-04-15 22:14:08 UTC  

stitching two GSWs to the heart and head isn't gonna be anything but stitching practice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2018-04-15 22:14:51 UTC  

or just fuck it and full auto drive by that fucker for selling in your neighborhood

2018-04-15 22:15:10 UTC  

Most people who are in gangs don't really go to the range much, they just blast away at someone and drive off. though I think NYC is a lot safer now everything is gentrified.

2018-04-15 22:16:03 UTC  

I wonder if chinese store owners want to buy guns, actually.

2018-04-15 22:16:15 UTC  

Korean ones do <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-15 22:16:16 UTC  

kinda hard to go to the range with your illegally obtained fully automatic Uzi <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-15 22:16:34 UTC  

It's literally only euros that come to America and don't appreciate gun culture

2018-04-15 22:16:40 UTC  

What's up Matt

2018-04-15 22:17:01 UTC  

Nah fuck it, the amount of time and money spent is too high.

2018-04-15 22:17:04 UTC  

Turns out that people with a history of oppression tend to see the value in having a right to arms

2018-04-15 22:17:15 UTC  

I'll never be an international arms dealer at this pace

2018-04-15 22:17:23 UTC  

Is this bait Matthew

2018-04-15 22:17:46 UTC  

@Cole too much snow outside, no actual fool. Been eating rice and cookies for 2 days now.

2018-04-15 22:18:16 UTC  

>snow
>middle of April

sheet nigga

2018-04-15 22:18:29 UTC  

Running guns is only expensive if you try to do the whole thing illegally

2018-04-15 22:18:46 UTC  

fuck thats terribel

2018-04-15 22:19:06 UTC  

@Matthew IS THE CHEAP SELTZER OKAY

2018-04-15 22:19:11 UTC  

@bentech that's so bad it should be illegal in the UK

2018-04-15 22:19:15 UTC  

@Cole 16 inches yesterday, and it's coming down again now

2018-04-15 22:19:17 UTC  

add it to the list

2018-04-15 22:19:35 UTC  

@johnfrum my la Croix? I'm down to 3 Orange flavored cans. <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-04-15 22:19:41 UTC  

@Matthew who flips burgers now

2018-04-15 22:20:09 UTC  

Did you know that la croix and faygo is owned by the same company?

2018-04-15 22:20:09 UTC  

Christ thats a lot of snow actually

2018-04-15 22:20:34 UTC  

Is it doing the thing where the bottom half melts to slush and makes it really heavy

2018-04-15 22:20:45 UTC  

@Cole luckily, I'm on vacation this week