Message from @turnerturing

Discord ID: 435227571760791552


2018-04-15 23:54:32 UTC  

12 pack of water

2018-04-15 23:54:35 UTC  

or of la croix

2018-04-15 23:54:39 UTC  

La Croix

2018-04-15 23:54:57 UTC  

Can confirm, am not a person

2018-04-15 23:55:10 UTC  

Soda isnt water

2018-04-15 23:55:18 UTC  

I thought the general consensus about la croix was that it didnt qualify as more than shitty water

2018-04-15 23:55:25 UTC  

La Croix isn't soda

2018-04-15 23:55:37 UTC  

What the fuck is it then

2018-04-15 23:55:39 UTC  

It's just flavored water with carbonation

2018-04-15 23:55:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435226790659751937/scaled_full_e55cde595a71170c16b2.jpeg

2018-04-15 23:56:07 UTC  

Why would you have 24 of that

2018-04-15 23:56:25 UTC  

Because I like it

2018-04-15 23:57:07 UTC  

A little too much me thinks, but i once filled half my fridge with energy drinks so i cant judge really

2018-04-15 23:57:24 UTC  

I cut energy drinks out of my life 2 months ago

2018-04-15 23:57:28 UTC  

Feels shitty

2018-04-15 23:57:43 UTC  

How many did you drink a day

2018-04-15 23:58:16 UTC  

Shit, I'm sad now.

2018-04-15 23:58:33 UTC  

He rode the coattails of one movie for literally decades

2018-04-15 23:58:34 UTC  

who cares

2018-04-15 23:58:59 UTC  

>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call

2018-04-15 23:59:13 UTC  

I DO have Lock and Load downloaded

2018-04-15 23:59:55 UTC  

Damn, would have thought he would be alive for longer, hes yelling at fat fucks in heaven now

2018-04-16 00:01:31 UTC  

What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice

2018-04-16 00:02:31 UTC  

mull it over for a bit, it'll come to you

2018-04-16 00:02:43 UTC  

Its not really mulled wine, just cheap wine I mixed with lemon juice, coffee syrup and anise and put into a microwave for a minute

2018-04-16 00:03:05 UTC  

Actually tthat is mulled wine technically

2018-04-16 00:03:13 UTC  

John what the fuck kind of connoction is that

2018-04-16 00:03:36 UTC  

I just told you.

2018-04-16 00:03:46 UTC  

Also the zest of three lemons

2018-04-16 00:03:49 UTC  

What the FUCK is with all the sports anime this season

2018-04-16 00:03:51 UTC  

Crazy

2018-04-16 00:04:01 UTC  

is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit

2018-04-16 00:04:02 UTC  

The coffee really makes it kick harder

2018-04-16 00:04:37 UTC  

If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people

2018-04-16 00:04:46 UTC  

But I like this better

2018-04-16 00:04:55 UTC  

Hell, even coffee liquer

2018-04-16 00:05:02 UTC  

Liquor?

2018-04-16 00:05:55 UTC  

Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up

2018-04-16 00:06:11 UTC  

Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup

2018-04-16 00:07:36 UTC  

Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony