Message from @Matthew

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2018-04-15 23:49:09 UTC  

Anything else means no insurance payout.

2018-04-15 23:49:36 UTC  

You wont make it to 80.

2018-04-15 23:50:40 UTC  

Hopefully not.

2018-04-15 23:51:09 UTC  

Also >killing yourself with a gun

2018-04-15 23:51:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435225629198123008/20180415_18502301.jpg

2018-04-15 23:51:21 UTC  

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

2018-04-15 23:51:35 UTC  

IT'S MID FUCKING APRIL

2018-04-15 23:51:37 UTC  

STOP

2018-04-15 23:51:41 UTC  

STOP IT GOD

2018-04-15 23:52:00 UTC  

God is punishing you for your sinful ways

2018-04-15 23:52:15 UTC  

Its already too late

2018-04-15 23:52:35 UTC  

I can't keep living off of oreos and la Croix

2018-04-15 23:52:41 UTC  

The summer better be hot to make up for this

2018-04-15 23:52:48 UTC  

Jesus Matt

2018-04-15 23:52:53 UTC  

I must make a nomadic journey to the grocery store 2 miles away

2018-04-15 23:53:05 UTC  

Also >not stocking up on non perishable foods

2018-04-15 23:53:23 UTC  

Unless youre just lazy

2018-04-15 23:53:43 UTC  

I wonder if I can pay some gook to drive food to me

2018-04-15 23:53:53 UTC  

Also how many oreos and water did you have

2018-04-15 23:53:58 UTC  

I don't think delivery drivers have 4x4

2018-04-15 23:54:06 UTC  

3 boxes and 2 12 packs

2018-04-15 23:54:30 UTC  

Delivery drivers arent people

2018-04-15 23:54:32 UTC  

12 pack of water

2018-04-15 23:54:35 UTC  

or of la croix

2018-04-15 23:54:39 UTC  

La Croix

2018-04-15 23:54:57 UTC  

Can confirm, am not a person

2018-04-15 23:55:10 UTC  

Soda isnt water

2018-04-15 23:55:18 UTC  

I thought the general consensus about la croix was that it didnt qualify as more than shitty water

2018-04-15 23:55:25 UTC  

La Croix isn't soda

2018-04-15 23:55:37 UTC  

What the fuck is it then

2018-04-15 23:55:39 UTC  

It's just flavored water with carbonation

2018-04-15 23:55:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435226790659751937/scaled_full_e55cde595a71170c16b2.jpeg

2018-04-15 23:56:07 UTC  

Why would you have 24 of that

2018-04-15 23:56:25 UTC  

Because I like it

2018-04-15 23:57:07 UTC  

A little too much me thinks, but i once filled half my fridge with energy drinks so i cant judge really

2018-04-15 23:57:24 UTC  

I cut energy drinks out of my life 2 months ago

2018-04-15 23:57:28 UTC  

Feels shitty

2018-04-15 23:57:43 UTC  

How many did you drink a day

2018-04-15 23:58:16 UTC  

Shit, I'm sad now.

2018-04-15 23:58:33 UTC  

He rode the coattails of one movie for literally decades