mull it over for a bit, it'll come to you

Its not really mulled wine, just cheap wine I mixed with lemon juice, coffee syrup and anise and put into a microwave for a minute

Actually tthat is mulled wine technically

John what the fuck kind of connoction is that

I just told you.

Also the zest of three lemons

What the FUCK is with all the sports anime this season

Crazy

is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit

The coffee really makes it kick harder

If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people

But I like this better

Hell, even coffee liquer

Liquor?

Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up

Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup

Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony

Don't take booze advice from John.

He's a boxwine boi.

I'll have you know this came from a glass bottle

That was 3 dollars

*wow*

I dont need to hear this from cider boi

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Ciderboy is actually a brand.

It's artificially flavored and it's awful.

This is all natural

So is shit, John.

That doesn't make it good.

That's why i said it was artifically flavored AND awful

I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents

John literally can't resist anything that comes in a box.

GLASS BOTTLE

This is out of the norm for you, just like when I tried 4 Loko.

This os pertty much 4loko but classy

...

It's cheaper than the 4 loko.

That glass bottle was at least half of the cost, John.

Think about that.

So maybe they repackaged boxwine in a bottle and chatged a slight mark up, I stand by this drink.

I am s-ing my h at you, John.