Message from @Mad Jack

Discord ID: 435228988651077633


2018-04-15 23:57:28 UTC  

Feels shitty

2018-04-15 23:57:43 UTC  

How many did you drink a day

2018-04-15 23:58:16 UTC  

Shit, I'm sad now.

2018-04-15 23:58:33 UTC  

He rode the coattails of one movie for literally decades

2018-04-15 23:58:34 UTC  

who cares

2018-04-15 23:58:59 UTC  

>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call

2018-04-15 23:59:13 UTC  

I DO have Lock and Load downloaded

2018-04-15 23:59:55 UTC  

Damn, would have thought he would be alive for longer, hes yelling at fat fucks in heaven now

2018-04-16 00:01:31 UTC  

What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice

2018-04-16 00:02:31 UTC  

mull it over for a bit, it'll come to you

2018-04-16 00:02:43 UTC  

Its not really mulled wine, just cheap wine I mixed with lemon juice, coffee syrup and anise and put into a microwave for a minute

2018-04-16 00:03:05 UTC  

Actually tthat is mulled wine technically

2018-04-16 00:03:13 UTC  

John what the fuck kind of connoction is that

2018-04-16 00:03:36 UTC  

I just told you.

2018-04-16 00:03:46 UTC  

Also the zest of three lemons

2018-04-16 00:03:49 UTC  

What the FUCK is with all the sports anime this season

2018-04-16 00:03:51 UTC  

Crazy

2018-04-16 00:04:01 UTC  

is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit

2018-04-16 00:04:02 UTC  

The coffee really makes it kick harder

2018-04-16 00:04:37 UTC  

If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people

2018-04-16 00:04:46 UTC  

But I like this better

2018-04-16 00:04:55 UTC  

Hell, even coffee liquer

2018-04-16 00:05:02 UTC  

Liquor?

2018-04-16 00:05:55 UTC  

Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up

2018-04-16 00:06:11 UTC  

Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup

2018-04-16 00:07:36 UTC  

Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony

2018-04-16 00:07:40 UTC  

Don't take booze advice from John.

2018-04-16 00:07:45 UTC  

He's a boxwine boi.

2018-04-16 00:08:04 UTC  

I'll have you know this came from a glass bottle

2018-04-16 00:08:11 UTC  

That was 3 dollars

2018-04-16 00:08:26 UTC  

*wow*

2018-04-16 00:09:14 UTC  

I dont need to hear this from cider boi

2018-04-16 00:09:16 UTC  

<:angery:423058200661590017>

2018-04-16 00:09:33 UTC  

Ciderboy is actually a brand.

2018-04-16 00:09:42 UTC  

It's artificially flavored and it's awful.

2018-04-16 00:09:51 UTC  

This is all natural

2018-04-16 00:09:59 UTC  

So is shit, John.

2018-04-16 00:10:03 UTC  

That doesn't make it good.

2018-04-16 00:10:15 UTC  

That's why i said it was artifically flavored AND awful

2018-04-16 00:11:04 UTC  

I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents