Nah, I have power. Just no food.

Besides like...noodles with no sauce?

Noodles with olibe oil or butter with finley chopped garlic amd oregano

What in the fuck makes you think a fatass oreo chomper has fucking oregano, garlic, and olive oil laying around

you fucking mong

I should kick you in the mouth for that

Jesus christ matt

Fuck

I'm alsp out of garlic and onions

And I'm too buzzed to drive to get more

I also gave up alcohol at the new year.

Haven't missed it yet

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https://youtu.be/o6TUaHYhRjQ

why is this voice so soothing man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyotMLv-m0o

>not finding MC Ride's voice soothing

https://youtu.be/uiMtCJw_RVc

Big rocks are as good as axes or cleavers for breaking wrists

Branches

you gotta make the serial-killer posting a little less obvious for it to be amusing, dummy

Two glasses and I'm too drunk to care

I can see why 4loko was banned

But seriously, maybe 30 pound rock and a hole is all you need for most fire needs

I want an FAL...

or rather a gun that doesn't suck that LOOKs like an FAL

ah fuck

feeling dizzy 🤢

😦

fire hole

anyone do van life?

living in a van is for losers

Nobody chooses to do van life unless they have no reason to live

i kinda want to do it tbh

Do you have a reason to live?

If so, what is it?

to bring about the robotopocalypse

what’d u outfit urs with @bentech

idk

matt

wakeup