Message from @Matthew

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2018-04-16 00:41:43 UTC  

T W I S T I N G J E R K I N G M O T I O N

2018-04-16 00:42:25 UTC  

Also cheap wine is a better value than 4loko

2018-04-16 00:42:35 UTC  

12% vs like 5

2018-04-16 00:42:36 UTC  

And a bullet is 10 cents

2018-04-16 00:42:45 UTC  

I think the choice is clear

2018-04-16 00:42:49 UTC  

Not for a long time

2018-04-16 00:42:49 UTC  

in fact, you can make your own

2018-04-16 00:43:12 UTC  

Best deal for not .22 is like 18 cents shipped

2018-04-16 00:43:13 UTC  

I think a cheap .22lr would be good enough for a brainlet like you

2018-04-16 00:43:22 UTC  

Get out of my head

2018-04-16 00:43:30 UTC  

Get the bullet into your head

2018-04-16 00:43:52 UTC  

Mattykun needs a massage and a foot rub

2018-04-16 00:43:54 UTC  

Sorry, John. It's the cabin fever.

2018-04-16 00:44:14 UTC  

Another La Croix will take the edge off.

2018-04-16 00:45:18 UTC  

Its been like two days. When I was a NEET I didnt go outside for days at a time but to pick up cheap cigs and vodka at midnight

2018-04-16 00:46:05 UTC  

I'm not a creature of the night like you, John.

2018-04-16 00:48:29 UTC  

Why not just cook something instead of riding from sugar high to sugar high between oreos

2018-04-16 00:48:50 UTC  

Because my power is out.

2018-04-16 00:48:52 UTC  

Because Snow.

2018-04-16 00:49:03 UTC  

How are you posting

2018-04-16 00:49:09 UTC  

Same as you.

2018-04-16 00:49:11 UTC  

Phone.

2018-04-16 00:49:36 UTC  

Nah, I have power. Just no food.

2018-04-16 00:49:41 UTC  

Besides like...noodles with no sauce?

2018-04-16 00:50:06 UTC  

Noodles with olibe oil or butter with finley chopped garlic amd oregano

2018-04-16 00:51:03 UTC  

What in the fuck makes you think a fatass oreo chomper has fucking oregano, garlic, and olive oil laying around

2018-04-16 00:51:06 UTC  

you fucking mong

2018-04-16 00:51:14 UTC  

I should kick you in the mouth for that

2018-04-16 00:51:17 UTC  

Jesus christ matt

2018-04-16 00:53:47 UTC  

Fuck

2018-04-16 00:53:57 UTC  

I'm alsp out of garlic and onions

2018-04-16 00:54:11 UTC  

And I'm too buzzed to drive to get more

2018-04-16 00:55:55 UTC  

I also gave up alcohol at the new year.

2018-04-16 00:56:02 UTC  

Haven't missed it yet

2018-04-16 00:56:24 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-04-16 01:00:36 UTC  
2018-04-16 01:04:11 UTC  

why is this voice so soothing man

2018-04-16 01:06:49 UTC  

>not finding MC Ride's voice soothing

2018-04-16 01:07:00 UTC  
2018-04-16 01:08:14 UTC  

Big rocks are as good as axes or cleavers for breaking wrists