Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 435240117414920192
Fuuuck
My back is already killing me
L I F T W I T H Y O U R L E G S
T W I S T I N G J E R K I N G M O T I O N
Also cheap wine is a better value than 4loko
12% vs like 5
And a bullet is 10 cents
I think the choice is clear
Not for a long time
in fact, you can make your own
Best deal for not .22 is like 18 cents shipped
I think a cheap .22lr would be good enough for a brainlet like you
Get out of my head
Get the bullet into your head
Mattykun needs a massage and a foot rub
Sorry, John. It's the cabin fever.
Another La Croix will take the edge off.
Its been like two days. When I was a NEET I didnt go outside for days at a time but to pick up cheap cigs and vodka at midnight
I'm not a creature of the night like you, John.
Why not just cook something instead of riding from sugar high to sugar high between oreos
Because Snow.
How are you posting
Same as you.
Phone.
Nah, I have power. Just no food.
Besides like...noodles with no sauce?
Noodles with olibe oil or butter with finley chopped garlic amd oregano
What in the fuck makes you think a fatass oreo chomper has fucking oregano, garlic, and olive oil laying around
you fucking mong
I should kick you in the mouth for that
Jesus christ matt
Fuck
I'm alsp out of garlic and onions
And I'm too buzzed to drive to get more
I also gave up alcohol at the new year.
Haven't missed it yet
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why is this voice so soothing man