Message from @turnerturing

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2018-04-16 13:49:10 UTC  

@BIRDzone I wear crocs when fishing, its comfy nut I think part of the reason I've never caught anything is they are repelled by my abhorrent taste

2018-04-16 13:49:37 UTC  

They can't have proper range with these things ? How do they get their scooters somewhere?

2018-04-16 13:50:02 UTC  

Who knows, its best not to dwell on these things as the answer will make you angrier

2018-04-16 13:50:12 UTC  

I mean, Canada's got it's own problem

2018-04-16 13:50:18 UTC  

government is cucked to oblivion

2018-04-16 13:50:58 UTC  

Really? I have been to a target in NYC once and I didnt see them

2018-04-16 13:51:29 UTC  

Quite possibly so

2018-04-16 13:51:34 UTC  

Those are for actual disabled people, which is hilarious when you see a fat fuck in a scooter and someone who is normal but in a wheelchair pushing himself along in it

2018-04-16 13:52:07 UTC  

Why aren't they told to go be fat somewhere else and use internet shipping?

2018-04-16 13:52:32 UTC  

Because they can vote

2018-04-16 13:54:11 UTC  

Interesting. If I am of normal weight and get in one of those scooters, are people going to be angry?

2018-04-16 13:54:58 UTC  

They can ask you to leave and you need to request a key at a desk so they could ask for your handicap ID

2018-04-16 13:55:16 UTC  

Who knows tho

2018-04-16 13:55:23 UTC  

Do fatties get handicap ID's?

2018-04-16 13:55:27 UTC  

Ones near NYC do, kek

2018-04-16 13:55:48 UTC  

if it's not bolted down people are going to steal it

2018-04-16 13:56:26 UTC  

They get a designation on their licenses which are pretty much universal IDs in burger land

2018-04-16 13:56:45 UTC  

also fat fucks go to request a scooter by themselve to use in the store while coming on their own feets from their place to the store

2018-04-16 13:56:49 UTC  

Its a nonsense

2018-04-16 13:57:45 UTC  

I realised I hate rain now.

2018-04-16 13:58:09 UTC  

I used to love it but now I actually need to drive in it and change clothes I hate it now

driving in rain is great make sure to go near the curb to splash public transportation users

2018-04-16 14:01:19 UTC  

or simply splash pedestrians

2018-04-16 14:02:14 UTC  

rude af

2018-04-16 14:02:30 UTC  

>driving in the slow lane because you're an autist

2018-04-16 14:03:07 UTC  

No reason to go out of your way to be a dick anyway.

2018-04-16 14:03:20 UTC  

a car driver splashed me during heavy rain once, then had to stop at a red light. I opened his trunk, took a bunch of wet leaves and dog shit from the ground and threw them inside

2018-04-16 14:03:23 UTC  

then ran away

2018-04-16 14:03:33 UTC  

Was it on purpose?

2018-04-16 14:03:44 UTC  

it was two turks in a BMW and they laughed at me

2018-04-16 14:03:55 UTC  

Yeah that was probably on purpose.

2018-04-16 14:04:14 UTC  

BMW owners are strange people