I have grenades

why do you need them

I hide them now

I mean, I can kinda understand using bombs for leisure activity

government tyranny

Never know when I need them

bro thats for when the governments gonna shut down

im pretty sure if your country gets invaded and you start fighting from your house, whoever is invading is going to shoot a tank shell IN YOUR WINDOW

he gotta live through the riots

this pure man is what we need

That’s why I should be able to own a nuke

I have a dealer in a military base that’s how I get grenades

They cost 50 each I have maybe 20-40

50 each? that nigga cheap

$50 for a fucking grenade?

Yes

oh did you know thermite is technically legal in Canada

good deal

He was almost caught

Isn't it legal in the US for industrial purposes

I have. A lot I make napalm on the weekends I have maybe 20 pounds rn

you have

fucking napalm

are you going on a trip to vietnam or something

Yes

It’s good to have

Kinda based ngl

I also have illegal fireworks from Mexico

why

do you need

napalm

4th of July

It’s simple to make napalm

how do you make it

What if the Vietnamese invade because they are still mad

I have a Ka-Bar knife from the Vietnam war

oh that reminds me

Diesel gas styrofoam

one of my buddies showed me how to make a depth charge for fishing

we were gonna drive 2 hours off into the bush and test it

I mastered lock picking