I had barely bought them

i thought you were some edgy kid on the internet being funny

what you gonna use them for

a pipe bomb

but fr you are a domestic terrorist

to defend ur house before you blow urself up?

this man is just defending himself bro

who needs

live grenades

I have grenades

why do you need them

I hide them now

I mean, I can kinda understand using bombs for leisure activity

government tyranny

Never know when I need them

bro thats for when the governments gonna shut down

im pretty sure if your country gets invaded and you start fighting from your house, whoever is invading is going to shoot a tank shell IN YOUR WINDOW

he gotta live through the riots

this pure man is what we need

That’s why I should be able to own a nuke

I have a dealer in a military base that’s how I get grenades

They cost 50 each I have maybe 20-40

50 each? that nigga cheap

$50 for a fucking grenade?

Yes

oh did you know thermite is technically legal in Canada

good deal

He was almost caught

Isn't it legal in the US for industrial purposes

I have. A lot I make napalm on the weekends I have maybe 20 pounds rn

you have

fucking napalm

are you going on a trip to vietnam or something

Yes

It’s good to have

Kinda based ngl

I also have illegal fireworks from Mexico

why

do you need

napalm

4th of July