Message from @Millwood

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2018-05-03 15:27:55 UTC  

but yeah, what angered god was that they were working together to reach heaven

2018-05-03 15:28:06 UTC  

so he gave people different languages

2018-05-03 15:28:08 UTC  

That is such evil plan

2018-05-03 15:28:21 UTC  

to be united,working together,to reach heaven

2018-05-03 15:28:26 UTC  

and that was enough to get everyone to go PUBG on each other

2018-05-03 15:28:29 UTC  

Blyat

2018-05-03 15:28:39 UTC  

It was evil from perspective of god

2018-05-03 15:28:47 UTC  

Since heaven was supposed to be only for those he deemed worthy

2018-05-03 15:29:00 UTC  

God's a jew is all

2018-05-03 15:29:02 UTC  

Even though whole christianity is bullshit imho and it's more on "you have to feel like it's right"

2018-05-03 15:29:15 UTC  

Not understand that science basically says bible is trash

2018-05-03 15:29:25 UTC  

conclusion:kill the god before you build wonder in age of empires 2

2018-05-03 15:29:31 UTC  

But the whole concept was that you had to do good deeds in life and all to go to heaven

2018-05-03 15:29:43 UTC  

And there you had people who were building a tower as basically fuck you we're doing speedrun skip to end

2018-05-03 15:29:54 UTC  

speedruners btfo

2018-05-03 15:30:27 UTC  

One patch broke their speedrun

2018-05-03 15:30:56 UTC  

Now we have space rockets,checkmate god!

2018-05-03 15:30:59 UTC  

That's why you don't update right away

2018-05-03 15:31:04 UTC  

Tbh, glitched speed runs are trash tier anyway.

2018-05-03 15:31:18 UTC  

honestly, what always impressed me was the greeks

2018-05-03 15:31:23 UTC  

speedruns are for trannies anyway

2018-05-03 15:31:36 UTC  

they believed their gods lived at the top of a VERY climbable mountain right next door

2018-05-03 15:31:42 UTC  

and no one ever went and checked?

2018-05-03 15:31:46 UTC  

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2018-05-03 15:32:03 UTC  

I would not check either

2018-05-03 15:32:07 UTC  

i m too lazy

2018-05-03 15:32:11 UTC  

i would fuck goat instead

2018-05-03 15:32:22 UTC  

Weren't greeks also gay

2018-05-03 15:32:29 UTC  

Uber gay

2018-05-03 15:32:33 UTC  
2018-05-03 15:32:38 UTC  

the kind of gay only france is capable of now

2018-05-03 15:33:01 UTC  

they were so gay that this used to be caesar

2018-05-03 15:33:02 UTC  

they popularized olive oil, not because of food, but because it was good lube for the anal pounce

2018-05-03 15:33:16 UTC  

Seriously though, can you climb 2,5km without any specialized tools?

2018-05-03 15:33:16 UTC  

oi

2018-05-03 15:33:19 UTC  

And sports

2018-05-03 15:33:26 UTC  

don't you dare badmouth Nero Claudius Augustus Germanicus

2018-05-03 15:33:31 UTC  

That's a roman boy though

2018-05-03 15:33:57 UTC  

umu motherfucker

2018-05-03 15:33:57 UTC  

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