But you aren't getting a handie, are you? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I dont have notifications turned on

Why would you even have vibration notifications

i keep getting hair loss commericals

is this a sign from god

Because I DO have people who message me with important info sometimes, duh

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@bentech a bald man is stealing your wifi

Or your area has a lot of bald people

Or he is, in fact, bald

im not bald -w-

Being bald sounds like problem you could have avoided by making a toupee when you still had hair

There's no shame in baldheadedness

Only in not owning it when you do

My aunt makes wigs, shit makes bank apparently.

Maybe I should become a wig weaver

Wig weaver, box stacker, man hacker

He weave, he stack

But most important

He attak

I didnt even think people bought wigs anymore, thought everyone just tore off ass skin and grafted it onto thier head

: https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-evacuates-more-americans-from-china-after-mystery-illness-complaints-1530437259?mod=e2tw

That's just you, you ...

Fuck

I can't remember the guy who made lampshades out of skin

Lots pf people did

i kinda want one of those tbh

This the same one who made show buckles oou of nipples?

Right, but there's a name in particular associated with it

Ed Gein

I kept thinking of Jeffery Dahmer

@bentech wasnt the cuba thing just some faulty eclectic equipment? Probably from the smog or water

@Matthew dalhmer wasnt very crafty.

>he buys into the coverup stories

Just good looking

At an embassy town hall in Beijing in June, U.S. officials fielded questions on issues including how to distinguish symptoms of an acoustic attack from those caused by exposure to Beijing’s heavy smog. Officials told diplomatic staff to be on alert for sharp headaches that don’t respond to pain relievers, as well as symptoms including blurry vision and prolonged insomnia.

ye sounds like it oculd be anything

Lol faggot

fucking stupid snowflake americans

super sonic weapon destroyed muh brain

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