@johnfrum if you betrayed me John I s2g

Oh gosh they have it

Some faggot is holding up the line asking for price and inventory checks on HOT WHEELS CARS

FUCKER

Duuuh...do dey have the twuck vahwients at Bwookwen pawk?

God, punitive rape needs to be a thing

costco pizza is a miracle of the universe

No, cheap guns are a miracle

You'll be far more likley to wind up on the wrong side of the dick of justice.

That hurts, John. I thought we were friends. Gun buddies, even.

Heard in the Walmart firearms section: "well, if you haven't shot in a while, .22 can kick pretty good! But *I* can shoot it with one hand, because I have training :D"

Jesus fucking Christ give me my gun and let me out of here

i wish you could still buy Kalashnikov Concern guns in the US

thanks obummer

Punitive rape is beyond friendship, the dick is the dick

"The dick is dick - Descartes"

They also had one in 30.06

The manager walked me to the door like I was a criminal or something

After I bought the gun

Naybe we sound alike and they thought you were drunk and hiding it

Its policy, apparently?

Nah, you creeped them out

Anyone that takes .308 instead of 30-06 is a commue

Help, I bought literally 100 pop tarts

They arent even that good

I have a cousin who went to prison and liked them but he also probably likes man ass now

So poptarts=manass

Thats retarded, he is a yogaboi so he needs high fiber bars

but why

@Matthew

He wants to go to prison

>carbs

I snack on canned cheese

i mean

(((carbohydrates)))

Winter is coming frends and so now we can enjoy comfy hot coco

get on this paleo-warrior shit my little dicked fuccbrothers

Popping that boipuss for poptarts, he dont care call him the pilsbury doughboi because he wants to spurt his strudel syrup all over thos asses.

If I had to eat a poptart it would be strawberry

@Cringe Worthy mmm, pumpkin spice and the smell of candy aisles making the store smell like a giant trick or treat bag