Worked for me

Real alcoholic advice

John's the kind of person that sips the whole bottle of vodka at once

John the type of Nigga they know by name at the liquor store

"hey, the usual please"

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why are pajeets so obnoxious on social media

https://twitter.com/miuirom/status/1037326346421075969

@Phatique Did you talk to girls?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45418245

Elon really is autistic

>implying he's wrong

>n-no don't send the sub mr. millionaire, how else would I get close to the kids to groom them

He didn't even go in the cave

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"Writing in an email to Buzzfeed reporter Ryan Mac, Mr Musk went further. He told the reporter to "call people you know in Thailand, find out what's actually going on and stop defending child rapists".

He alleged that Mr Unsworth, 63, had spent decades visiting and living in Thailand and had recently moved to Chiang Rai in northern Thailand "for a child bride who was about 12 years old at the time""

he could be right tbf

He's got sources.

Citation needed

He could've just pulled it out of his ass

I mean

>Unsworth has a lawyer that has been denying left and right

>he doesn't actually sue

it's obvious.

Well, why would you sue a multi milionaire unless you're one yourself? That's a lot of money

People don't go and sue just like that

Why did he get a lawyer if he didn't want to sue 🤔

@StickyDonutHoles read the article you autistic manchild

Why do people sue multi million dollar companies?

Because of they're right, it's a free jackpot

^

If Elon would be wrong this would be a jackpot on a golden plate

But somehow it isn't...

Elon is definitely suffering from very, very severe overwork, but I doubt he is wrong on this.

Your saying Mr Autismo knows something?

He could

Hmhm

Would be real neat.

He has sources

😏

>other divers wouldn't even let Unsworth into the cave