*sells stock*

AHAHAHAHHA

THEY DID IT

THE MADMEN

6 SECONDS

to get into a tesla and drive off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVlYuPzmJoY

*yeets tesla from dealership*

I've heard it's easy on BMW's too

with BMW it's different

they relay the signal of the real remote basically

with tesla, they completely btfo it

meaning the can stop

and restart it

after the initial capture

Dont steal my bike

tesla's response to this was adding a pin to the dashboard

optional pin*

there IS no response to this, they're just fucked.

and cars since june of this year are patched

all cars prior to that are fucked

it's hardware, they can't OTA that

Rip Tesla

V8 swap time

they can pay to have their FOB replaced <:benis:239668961011040257>

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trying to figure out what it costs

Just bolt a padlock to the door lmao

How much does a kit like that used to get the keys cost? @Goz3rr

Ride a horse everywhere

~$600

Give it back Tyrone @Millwood

😬

a hardware kit comprising just a Yard Stick One radio, a Proxmark radio, a Raspberry Pi minicomputer, their pre-computed table of keys on a portable hard drive, and some batteries.

the yard stick is $150

the proxmark $350

My boomer Dutch teacher couldn't figure out how to turn off Autoupdates on windows 10

Cars are garbo for actual security anyway, not excusing tesla but its not going to sink them

After the fatty vape hit and this fob shitshow, normies will eat up the thought of sinking this ship.

dude