after the initial capture

Dont steal my bike

tesla's response to this was adding a pin to the dashboard

optional pin*

there IS no response to this, they're just fucked.

and cars since june of this year are patched

all cars prior to that are fucked

it's hardware, they can't OTA that

Rip Tesla

V8 swap time

they can pay to have their FOB replaced <:benis:239668961011040257>

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trying to figure out what it costs

Just bolt a padlock to the door lmao

How much does a kit like that used to get the keys cost? @Goz3rr

Ride a horse everywhere

~$600

Give it back Tyrone @Millwood

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a hardware kit comprising just a Yard Stick One radio, a Proxmark radio, a Raspberry Pi minicomputer, their pre-computed table of keys on a portable hard drive, and some batteries.

the yard stick is $150

the proxmark $350

My boomer Dutch teacher couldn't figure out how to turn off Autoupdates on windows 10

Cars are garbo for actual security anyway, not excusing tesla but its not going to sink them

After the fatty vape hit and this fob shitshow, normies will eat up the thought of sinking this ship.

dude

weed

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oh man

this gets even better

on the model x

you can get into the frunk without any tools or tech

there's a manual release

_on the outside of the car_

it's there for firefighters to be able to get to the main cable to cut in case of a crash

My bike has more security features than a tesla😂

Does you bike burst into flames if you get into a crash?

Probably

@Iren Masot isn't minesotta very leftie

Like uni of minneapolis is far left afaik

Don't huff the memes; the state tends to vote left but very much like their guns 'n stuff