He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat
The Bruno’s he wore made his outfit complete
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit
And he looked presidential, I will have to admit

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile the best
His hair was the color of my old hunting vest
His love for this country was on full display
His actions spoke louder than his words could say

He thanked all his voters, and before he was off
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama played golf
Fate of this country he leaves nothing to chance
Filled out his superior cabinet weeks in advance

The men he had chosen were of the same mind
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet

“Now Mattis ‘Now Kelly ‘Now Sessions’ And Pruitt’
On Perry’ On Flynn’ You’re the ones who can do it
Start lifting those restrictions and building that wall
Dash away ‘Mattis ‘Kelly’ and ‘Flynn ‘Dash away all!

The roar of his audience rose from the stands
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears
They knew it was going to be a productive four years

He then jumped into his limo, and off to his jet
A fellow that snowflake liberals won’t soon forget

He sent one more tweet as the evening expired
“Happy Inauguration to all, “OBAMA > YOU’RE FIRED!”

Oy veeeeeeeeeey

watcha

doin there rabbi

Probably not

Probably just getto kids bored with nothing to do

I volunteered at a cemetery once, the guy said that kids from the surrounding area would knock over tombstones just for fun.

people also steal the copper stars that they give to the cemetery to mark veteran graves.

so the cemetery cemented the stars in the ground

so the thiefs bent over all the stars out of spite.

some people

christ

@🅱arD Probably niggers

It was in an area with more blacks than whites so...

Hey any1 want to play detective work?

This is an example comic for my CS course.

I really want to do something like this, but I don't want to reveal my power level http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/072/024/241.jpg

also thats not edited

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1487691098502m.jpg

SWEEDEN CIVILWAR WHEN?

>Be white man

>Have no gf before and virgin

>Go onto a date with a girl

>Really get into her

>About to ask her out for movies

>Got a text from Tyrone

>Him and her having vaginal sex

>No condom

>Text: Aint this your bitch? She aint at the movies

>PS, she is prggers now, contratz lol

How will you react?

Lose girls phone number, call Tyrone a cunt, find new girl

>not moonmaning

*after midnight we get revenge*

*Killa nigga tonight*

>"punch nazis" was scratched into the bathroom stall at my school

Wew

take pis