Show us your toes, Porco

hey that is porco

I must admit

there is a certain similarity

but I don't have a motocycle

I have a malformed toe

Want to see?

No

please define malformed

Formed + Mal

>tfw didnt inherit the monkey toe gene

I need to bend and pick things up like a pleb

I met a really cute girl once but she had a 6th mini-toe on one foot between the big toe and the one next to it, it was really disgusting, I had to stop talking to her

Alpha male toes

that's still OK I guess. I've seen worse

@mod please ban matt

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people haven't been banned for posting worse than that

> furry avatar and fucked up body parts

your mom and dad are brother and sister aren't they ?

Stay mad, pleb. I can pick things up with it

just don't pick up your mom or sister

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Hey @porco

Remember those cordless phones

>italian Adam Sandler

Why not just make a phone like that

What a clusterfuck of a mix that would be

Unfunny + Unfunny

why tf are you all bullying me now

@porco please Vocaroo yourself saying "EEEEEH, BIPPITY BOPPITY, EHHH!"

that's not particularly friendly

Italians are funny, once my pizza guy took a peel and axed a pizza someone couldn't pay for.

no bulli, was just stating that an italian Adam Sandler would be weird

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Grease and cardbord everywhete

I went to a place called Pino's Pizza a week ago, and the old italian man called me a faggot for buying my friend's lunch

and then he threatened to shoot the credit card machine because it didn't work

And then he got mad at the help for not cleaning it up

>things that really happened