Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Discord ID: 498831404617170944


2018-10-08 11:18:50 UTC  

<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>

2018-10-08 11:23:11 UTC  

transgender statue of liberty

2018-10-08 11:54:06 UTC  

Have you guys ever eaten something you dropped on the street

2018-10-08 11:57:03 UTC  

5 second rule

2018-10-08 12:03:04 UTC  

Depends, if both the street and the food are dry and the street is somewhat clean, more than 5 sec is OK, too

2018-10-08 12:03:13 UTC  

If the food is sticky or the street is wet, no

2018-10-08 12:06:26 UTC  

^

2018-10-08 12:07:27 UTC  

offer for 3D connexion space mouse pro

2018-10-08 12:07:30 UTC  

for 60 euros

2018-10-08 12:07:33 UTC  

should i

2018-10-08 12:07:46 UTC  

i have wanted said piece tech for ages

2018-10-08 12:08:53 UTC  

looks dumb

2018-10-08 12:09:23 UTC  

it's only 60 though so whatever

2018-10-08 12:13:32 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-10-08 12:17:07 UTC  
2018-10-08 12:17:18 UTC  

just testing a selfbot

2018-10-08 12:17:54 UTC  

!semi waifu

2018-10-08 12:17:54 UTC  

Megumin

2018-10-08 12:34:57 UTC  

!semi waifu

2018-10-08 12:35:01 UTC  

!joke

2018-10-08 12:35:02 UTC  

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

2018-10-08 12:35:11 UTC  

I dont get it

2018-10-08 12:35:28 UTC  

I guess you're the brazillian

2018-10-08 12:35:40 UTC  

***BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR***

2018-10-08 12:39:41 UTC  

!fact

2018-10-08 12:39:43 UTC  

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

2018-10-08 12:42:25 UTC  

!fact

2018-10-08 12:42:26 UTC  

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

2018-10-08 12:42:32 UTC  

!joke

2018-10-08 12:42:32 UTC  

What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

2018-10-08 12:47:47 UTC  

!joke

2018-10-08 12:47:47 UTC  

I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

2018-10-08 12:48:10 UTC  

!joke

2018-10-08 12:48:10 UTC  

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

2018-10-08 12:55:47 UTC  

!joke

2018-10-08 12:55:48 UTC  

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

2018-10-08 12:56:03 UTC  

💪

2018-10-08 13:01:52 UTC  

!fact