How the fuck is this not food

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>poisons sister with toxic personality
>sister tries to poison physically with actual poison

You deserve it tbh

it says handcream

you tard

also its looking kinda thicc tho😳

.....

I had one of those that has blueberry, pomegranate, apples, and...for some reason, Rosemary

The rosemary ruined it.

why would they put handcream in something that looks like a ribena box

portable?

those mushy packets are great for chucking in a pocket

man they should sell bottles of caprisun

i think it's evolution
kids eat glue and shit and still alive

i wonder if a tard wrangler had to deal with tards eating handcream

thinking it was edible

it mightn't be that bad

bottles of caprisun? get out

it's 5 a.m sen

you can eat lots of lubes which are scented and similar to some degree

Didn't know that that's how you feed yourself, @dee

Is it a weight loss diet you came up with?

lube wraps when mummys not around <:radturt:499289662641143808>

@johnfrum did you realize your mistake after sucking on the handcream by accident?

>he already poisoned himself

John, please get yourself checked at the closest hospital

just use fruit falvoured lube instead of jam

We'd be losing an important member of this chat if you were to die because of your sister

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-navy-russia-ship-fire-attack-crimea-artillery-war-kerch-strait-a8651321.html 👀

just a reminder

strawberry jam is not a good lubricant

fucked my bike and all the girls call me jam boy

knock knock
who

s there

vatnik

i guess they never miss

glory to putin

weak like