Message from @DixieBoy76 - KY

Discord ID: 538466909037920258


2019-01-25 21:10:18 UTC  

Trump isn't weak enough to just back down like that, the star of Nemesis shines on him.

2019-01-25 21:10:23 UTC  

tea belongs in the harbor

2019-01-25 21:10:47 UTC  

@Lawrence of Eurabia A true American. Sasparilla GANG!

2019-01-25 21:11:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/538465844284489762/image0.jpg

2019-01-25 21:11:11 UTC  

^😂

2019-01-25 21:11:30 UTC  

🎵 This is America 🎵

2019-01-25 21:11:41 UTC  

never even tried tee or cofee

2019-01-25 21:12:00 UTC  

Do you drink the carbonated Joo?

2019-01-25 21:12:06 UTC  

@Ryonne my girlfriend from Australia never even heard of sweet tea. Also thinks cold tea is sacrilege and calls supper Tea.

2019-01-25 21:12:06 UTC  

Aka soda 😂

2019-01-25 21:12:10 UTC  

used to drink lots of soda, but have stopped since the start of the year

2019-01-25 21:12:30 UTC  

No, used to but stopped years ago.

2019-01-25 21:12:39 UTC  

Oof, I thought PA Texas was a tough LDR. You've got it rough Andrew.

2019-01-25 21:12:47 UTC  

Gotta get a passport to see your GF.

2019-01-25 21:14:06 UTC  

Tried coffee at Defend the Rockies, wasn't impressed. I can only drink sweet tea after living in Georgia, but really never drink it.

2019-01-25 21:14:10 UTC  

I actually just got back and she's visiting in March. I'm planning on proposing. Get her moved over here before I'm living in a cardboard box to afford plane tickets.

2019-01-25 21:14:42 UTC  

Pfft, come on man! Moving to Australia is your out.

2019-01-25 21:14:56 UTC  

Prolly on a better trajectory than the US.

2019-01-25 21:15:04 UTC  

I'd prefer our biggest minority problem to be the Chinese.

2019-01-25 21:15:08 UTC  

There's no self-defense laws in Australia. Don't go there.

2019-01-25 21:15:15 UTC  

He’ll get bitten by a spider and turn into an Australian version of Spider-Man if he goes there

2019-01-25 21:15:39 UTC  

Funnel Web Man!

2019-01-25 21:15:42 UTC  

I know that feel with plane tickets too. Just got back from Texas.

2019-01-25 21:15:44 UTC  

So when he hangs upside down he’ll really be hanging right side up?

2019-01-25 21:15:53 UTC  

@DixieBoy76 - KY they kept making fun of me for checking my boots for spiders.

2019-01-25 21:16:25 UTC  

@Der Seeteufel - SD no need to check your boots most of them are the size of small dogs anyway

2019-01-25 21:16:31 UTC  

They won’t fit

2019-01-25 21:16:34 UTC  

@Der Seeteufel - SD til they get toe bit by one.

2019-01-25 21:17:44 UTC  

Kangaroo roast?

2019-01-25 21:17:49 UTC  

Neat!

2019-01-25 21:17:58 UTC  

Nah. Dog meat.

2019-01-25 21:18:05 UTC  

Going to Texas was fascinating in seeing how incredibly Mexican my girlfriend's town has become.

2019-01-25 21:18:13 UTC  

Totally transformed the culture.

2019-01-25 21:18:19 UTC  

We feed the roos to dogs.

2019-01-25 21:18:25 UTC  

Ah, doggos gotta eat too.

2019-01-25 21:19:21 UTC  

I parked along the Madison river a little over a year ago. I opened the door of my truck and began to place one foot out, and saw diamond patterns on the ground and quickly pulled my foot back in and slammed the door. It was a rattlesnake, but luckily when I looked out the window I saw that it was dead.

2019-01-25 21:19:27 UTC  

Not to be childish but that protrusion under it's tail, is that it's.....anus?

2019-01-25 21:19:59 UTC  

Yes

2019-01-25 21:20:04 UTC  

Dear god

2019-01-25 21:20:17 UTC  

@Lawrence of Eurabia Yikes, that'll get your heart going in the morning.

2019-01-25 21:21:31 UTC  

I know a guy who's been bit a rattlesnake and just powered through the pain. This guy has also been struck by lightning.