What on earth does that even mean

My chair isn't that bad.

Huh. I don't know if I should be excited or disappointed in myself. I just found my missing pair of nice underwear. It's been hidden in the corner of my room for a couple months at least.

Crusty?

Nah, it's clean. It was out to dry (nice dont-run-this-through-the-dryer stuff), think I just checked it outta the way when someone came over so I didn't have underwear laying around.

You concern me. You're like a bizarro version of myself. Super gay and organized, whereas I'm cluttered and masculine. I feel like I could learn a lot about myself by inverting whatever I learn about you.

How many pairs of shoes do you own

Just hidden back here in a corner, behind a League of Legends poster I'll probably never put on my bare walls, especially after I quit playing.

I have the pair of shoes that I wore before I got good boots a few years back, and I've since worn them out enough around the house that I can see a toe. I have 3 pairs of CAT Generator boots, one totally worn out, another that I probably just need a patch on the inner back to fix the lining, and my newest pair, and then a pair of nice Nike flip-flops.

Also I'm super cluttered. The organization goes with that, gotta have places to fit all the stuff, otherwise I gotta stop getting stuff.

5 pairs of shoes. Including 3 duplicates. Nice

Debating if it's worth trying to repair the worn pair. I don't think it is, I think the sole is too gone too.

Can't wait to see you start your wig collection, m8

Fuck that

Hate shit on my head.

What the fuck would I even need a wig for

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Give it another 20 years.

I can't tell if you're going for the gay or the hairline

is buying an addiction

no, dear

https://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ

`Suddenly I'm only, like, the third gayest guy here.`

who's the third gay guy?

Krieger, then @Matthew, then myself.

Now that's music

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

>lookup docker examples
>first hit is nodejs

webdev was a mistake

I ate this canned chilli beans and now I cant stop shitting

and its burning shit too

My body is preparing itself for when I eventually get aids

Fucking hell Amazon. Package got delayed a bunch due to snow, which I get, and then they finally attempt delivery, but don't leave it because there wasn't a good location? My door isn't even visible from the street. And it was two shirts.

" We tried to deliver your package. Unfortunately we couldn’t find a secure location to leave your package unattended. We will try again. "

Yeah they didnt even try lol

I'm not gonna argue your gayness hierarchy there, but I will insist that the powergap of faggotry between @Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor and myself is several Astronomical Units long

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