Message from @Pawp

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2019-03-16 15:30:06 UTC  

then report him for tax fraud

2019-03-16 15:30:19 UTC  

the house is literally falling apart under the veneer of drywall and linoleum

2019-03-16 15:30:46 UTC  

dont local renters laws protect you

2019-03-16 15:30:52 UTC  

file complaints with teh state and sue

2019-03-16 15:31:08 UTC  

Yeah, and his lease will be up by the time they actually take action on any of his complaints.

2019-03-16 15:31:14 UTC  

and make sure you break in and steal the copper piping after you move in

2019-03-16 15:31:49 UTC  

@porco Come to USA, we'll slather ourselves in olive oil and settle this like men

2019-03-16 15:32:01 UTC  

I'm considering actually

2019-03-16 15:32:07 UTC  

I've sent out a few applications in Cali

2019-03-16 15:32:17 UTC  

We'll find out who's king of this gym

2019-03-16 15:32:24 UTC  

my girlfriend's immigration status is going to be cancelled in a few weeks and she has to go back to Taiwan

2019-03-16 15:32:29 UTC  

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

2019-03-16 15:32:31 UTC  

and immigrating both to the US would be fairly easy

2019-03-16 15:32:32 UTC  

california

2019-03-16 15:32:41 UTC  

I mean it's mainly structural things that don't really effect my health other than the feeling is slowly bowing in because he just put in fiberglass batting without shoring it up

2019-03-16 15:32:53 UTC  

I want something sunny, either cali or florida, but I've heard too many bad things about florida

2019-03-16 15:33:01 UTC  

I weep for you, John. But at least your doorknobs are installed correctly

2019-03-16 15:33:08 UTC  

>structural
>its okay guys my guest room just collapsed when i shot the roof when i was drunk

2019-03-16 15:33:15 UTC  

also florida has crocodiles, I'm afraid of crocodiles

2019-03-16 15:33:18 UTC  

@porco Florida is quite nice when it's not hurricanes

2019-03-16 15:33:23 UTC  

my contractor instaleld the lightswitchs UPSIDE DOWN

2019-03-16 15:33:24 UTC  

and crocodiles

2019-03-16 15:33:25 UTC  

Crocodiles taste great tho

2019-03-16 15:33:27 UTC  

im still really angry

2019-03-16 15:33:31 UTC  

the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes

2019-03-16 15:33:41 UTC  

I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn

2019-03-16 15:33:48 UTC  

crocodiles can wait outside your door and attack you as you go outside

2019-03-16 15:33:53 UTC  

so it's pretty good otherwise

2019-03-16 15:33:54 UTC  

Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts

2019-03-16 15:33:55 UTC  

hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can

2019-03-16 15:33:59 UTC  

^

2019-03-16 15:34:03 UTC  

You fucking pussies

2019-03-16 15:34:09 UTC  

crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes

2019-03-16 15:34:11 UTC  

even I can dodge gators

2019-03-16 15:34:16 UTC  

im not afraid of crocodiles

2019-03-16 15:34:30 UTC  

Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off

2019-03-16 15:34:34 UTC  

crocodiels are pretty based

2019-03-16 15:34:36 UTC  

I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis

2019-03-16 15:34:42 UTC  

remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile

2019-03-16 15:34:43 UTC  

the silent killer

2019-03-16 15:34:53 UTC  

it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off