Message from @Pawp

Discord ID: 556501240750800926


2019-03-16 15:34:11 UTC  

even I can dodge gators

2019-03-16 15:34:16 UTC  

im not afraid of crocodiles

2019-03-16 15:34:30 UTC  

Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off

2019-03-16 15:34:34 UTC  

crocodiels are pretty based

2019-03-16 15:34:36 UTC  

I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis

2019-03-16 15:34:42 UTC  

remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile

2019-03-16 15:34:43 UTC  

the silent killer

2019-03-16 15:34:53 UTC  

it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off

2019-03-16 15:34:55 UTC  

didnt evne attakc

2019-03-16 15:35:27 UTC  

fucking crocodiles

2019-03-16 15:35:31 UTC  

I'll never go to Florida

2019-03-16 15:35:34 UTC  

this one @porco

2019-03-16 15:35:41 UTC  

and matt

2019-03-16 15:36:44 UTC  

California is probably more comfortable

2019-03-16 15:36:52 UTC  

I wonder if I'm brown enough to be considered diversity

2019-03-16 15:36:57 UTC  

For homos like you, yes, immeasurably so

2019-03-16 15:37:01 UTC  

>california

2019-03-16 15:37:08 UTC  

>a crackhouse costs half a million

2019-03-16 15:37:15 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-03-16 15:37:22 UTC  

dude I live in Zurich, the rest of the world sounds cheap to me

2019-03-16 15:37:24 UTC  

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators

2019-03-16 15:37:27 UTC  

he wants to fuck around Chinatown, not own property

2019-03-16 15:37:37 UTC  

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators
I thought that was Florida

2019-03-16 15:37:40 UTC  

Protip, live in the country and telecommute to work

2019-03-16 15:38:03 UTC  

you can buy a house cheap as shit in like arizona and kansas

2019-03-16 15:38:07 UTC  

that way your collegues don't have to fucking smell you

2019-03-16 15:38:28 UTC  

you talk like you are from Utah

2019-03-16 15:38:35 UTC  

telecommuting us such a retarded term I'm glad was killed off by zoomers for an actually sensible replacement of 'off-site work'

2019-03-16 15:38:41 UTC  

You don't even know what Utah is you fucking spaghettinigger

2019-03-16 15:38:56 UTC  

you destroyed my "Salt Lake City" bant

2019-03-16 15:38:58 UTC  

😦

2019-03-16 15:39:04 UTC  

fuck you

2019-03-16 15:39:09 UTC  

isnt slc a nice place to actually live

2019-03-16 15:39:10 UTC  

or no

2019-03-16 15:39:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/556501733023678484/IMG_2473.JPG

2019-03-16 15:39:37 UTC  

is there any statistics about what place in the US has the most Asians?

2019-03-16 15:39:45 UTC  

I want to live in a place full of cute Asian girls

2019-03-16 15:39:51 UTC  

It's gotta be either Cali or New York City.

2019-03-16 15:40:06 UTC  

It'll be New Pork City