the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes

I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn

crocodiles can wait outside your door and attack you as you go outside

so it's pretty good otherwise

Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts

hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can

^

You fucking pussies

crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes

even I can dodge gators

im not afraid of crocodiles

Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off

crocodiels are pretty based

I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis

remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile

the silent killer

it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off

didnt evne attakc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpidN6EjOA

fucking crocodiles

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8wsk71/giving_my_jacket_to_this_crocodile_wcgw/

I'll never go to Florida

this one @porco

and matt

California is probably more comfortable

I wonder if I'm brown enough to be considered diversity

For homos like you, yes, immeasurably so

>california

>a crackhouse costs half a million

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

dude I live in Zurich, the rest of the world sounds cheap to me

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators

he wants to fuck around Chinatown, not own property

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators
I thought that was Florida

Protip, live in the country and telecommute to work

you can buy a house cheap as shit in like arizona and kansas

that way your collegues don't have to fucking smell you

you talk like you are from Utah

telecommuting us such a retarded term I'm glad was killed off by zoomers for an actually sensible replacement of 'off-site work'

You don't even know what Utah is you fucking spaghettinigger

you destroyed my "Salt Lake City" bant