if you don't drive 30+ kmh over the limit past a police car

are you really a man

>kmh

please don't do that.

>not goign intentionally slow inffront of teh cops to troll them

i ahd a copy pass me illegally around a dangerous bend and nearly die

it was funny af

thats when you honk and flash your high beams repeatedly

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

(warning, earrape)

What's the state in which you can drive the fastest?

Intoxication

^

kek

Lmao

After all those years, Matthew once told a good one

are you making a list of matts jokes?

If I wasn't so depressed about my girlfriend's immigration status, I'd smile

>not keeping her as an illegal

@Matthew you seeing this? perhaps porco is ob...

lol

Yes im a tampon brand

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjCre83iPjE

🎧

that's not the proper way to get pussy, porco

"All I want is some bloody pussy"

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@porco Tbh why don't you go asshole route and sue to provide proof (or will your gf probably not finish in time)?

Muddy or Bloody, make your choice

I will be going the asshole route

We lawyered up already

"not finish in time"

strange

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Lawyers in Germany are quite affordable I found out

I wonder why

Well duh

Maybe because it isn't dominated by (((them)))

The whole process of letting him write an angry letter to the immigration office was about 300 €

What?