it wasn't for the explicit purpose of increasing your penmanship so it doesn't count.

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dis you buy a new rosette for your door yet you lazy fag?

I do remember my dad smacking me in the back of the head once and making me write the alphabet for 3 hours, but that was when I was in like, kindergarten

john im headed to a party in 2 hours, should i pickup a 6 pack of beer or a fifth of vodka on my way

small private party, not a kegger or some insane over the top thing

Neither, unless someone is driving you back

stupid faggot

<:thonk:288060975775612929> someone IS drivingme back

Then get some Cider like the pussy you are

man i love cider

thats a good idea matt

beer always is a better party gift because you can get fruit flavored beers more people will enjoy

me too 😖

stop stealing my ideas

Stop stealing my handwriting.

first the handwriting and now

did john post his handwriting

You dje

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did matt judge johns hands

Coward won't post em.

Wait.

@Pawp Post hands.

you saw my hands tho

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he did before

Don't care. Post em.

he was holding a bottle of wine

i would if my phones camera wasnt broken

A likely excuse

yikes

im suprised you havnt switched from hands to feet or dick bulges

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🤔

It's not sexual, and I'm not gay tho.

this is news to me

>john besmirching matt with weeb photos

John, there's infinitely more evidence that I'm not gay than there is that you aren't, though.

hat havev you done to him while i was gone matt

he made me watch anime