Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 565386536208826389


2019-04-10 03:59:37 UTC  

why dont you hold them for her then, you dont sound like a very good boyfriend

2019-04-10 03:59:52 UTC  

>big hands
>doesn't use them

2019-04-10 03:59:54 UTC  

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-04-10 03:59:59 UTC  

get a load of this guy

2019-04-10 04:00:02 UTC  

I got her Bra Strap pads from Ali and they help, actually.

2019-04-10 04:00:14 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two you'll swallow several loads of this guy.

2019-04-10 04:00:26 UTC  

youre gonna let a chinaman hold your girls boobs for you?

2019-04-10 04:00:29 UTC  

what a cuck

2019-04-10 04:00:48 UTC  

He is from the South, after all

2019-04-10 04:01:19 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two they increase the surface area that her bra straps sit on her shoulders, they don't actually touch her tits at all <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-04-10 04:01:40 UTC  

They do when you're not looking

2019-04-10 04:01:50 UTC  

<:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

2019-04-10 04:03:04 UTC  

I forgot how good Julia's theme was

2019-04-10 04:03:08 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-10 04:03:33 UTC  

is your gf fat

2019-04-10 04:03:45 UTC  

His gf is a cow

2019-04-10 04:03:56 UTC  

Don't you dare call a cow "fat"

2019-04-10 04:04:06 UTC  

bragging about DD racks on a fat girl is like bragging about your car going fast while it's falling off a cliff

2019-04-10 04:04:09 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-10 04:04:14 UTC  

hahaha

2019-04-10 04:04:24 UTC  

***got em***

2019-04-10 04:04:34 UTC  

Yeah, better talk about how your sister sucks because she's flatchested

2019-04-10 04:04:36 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-10 04:04:51 UTC  

she is pretty hot

2019-04-10 04:05:00 UTC  

considering that all the good genes went to her

2019-04-10 04:05:02 UTC  

instead of me

2019-04-10 04:05:38 UTC  

I'm hard pressed to believe that there were any genes to give to begin with

2019-04-10 04:05:46 UTC  

You set the bar very low, honestly

2019-04-10 04:05:54 UTC  

fair

2019-04-10 04:06:38 UTC  

@Hiruzen she isn't skinny, but she isn't fat, either. And she had DDs since freshman year

2019-04-10 04:06:52 UTC  

Puberty hit her like a fucking truck

2019-04-10 04:06:53 UTC  

Is that when you knocked her up?

2019-04-10 04:09:34 UTC  

@SenPyro please, I didn't get to stick it in until prom night Senior year

2019-04-10 04:09:39 UTC  

😂

2019-04-10 04:10:01 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-04-10 04:12:24 UTC  

i dated a girl with massive tits but my regret was not groping her

2019-04-10 04:12:29 UTC  

all I did was hold her hands

2019-04-10 04:12:45 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-04-10 04:12:51 UTC  

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-04-10 04:14:40 UTC  

Cuck