Message from @tablecat

Discord ID: 189483745546338304

2016-06-06 20:52:16 UTC  

Yeah man I hate when that happens, I come home drunk and accidentally piss on my phone

2016-06-06 20:52:38 UTC  

Yeah, coming home would imply that you go outside

2016-06-06 20:52:41 UTC  

who does that?

2016-06-06 20:52:48 UTC  

I certainly don't

2016-06-06 20:52:55 UTC  

i do - gotta sign on

2016-06-06 20:53:10 UTC  

Weak piss/10

2016-06-06 20:53:18 UTC  

Gotta sign my packages

2016-06-06 20:53:26 UTC  

Low bladder level

2016-06-06 20:53:56 UTC  

>I'll see you next time, piss

2016-06-06 20:54:09 UTC  

no mr piss, i expect you to die

2016-06-06 20:54:12 UTC  

You need to drop it in a piss filled bowl at least

2016-06-06 20:54:20 UTC  

Full submergence

2016-06-06 20:54:46 UTC  

Pissphone is just ahead of his time

2016-06-06 20:57:32 UTC  

gah, i admit defeat - this server is fucked, need to rma this drive to scan methinks

2016-06-06 20:58:08 UTC  

I am having trouble deciphering that message

2016-06-06 21:00:01 UTC  

oh im just waffling - it's the painkillers - got a sick server next to me I've been nursing all day, it has a messed up raid - repalced a disk which seems to have made things worse ;_;

2016-06-06 21:00:18 UTC  

server for what?

2016-06-06 21:00:27 UTC  

That makes a whole lot more sense

2016-06-06 21:00:27 UTC  

house fileserver

2016-06-06 21:00:45 UTC  

I see. I just fully embrace the botnet.

2016-06-06 21:01:08 UTC  

You are a horrible person

2016-06-06 21:01:31 UTC  

I'm fully aware

2016-06-06 21:01:42 UTC  

but shit's comfy, yo

2016-06-06 21:02:03 UTC  

So which botnet is it?

2016-06-06 21:03:02 UTC  

Spotify for music (Play Music for uploading my own shit)
Google Drive for images and documents.

I store movies and such on an external HDD, though.

2016-06-06 21:03:25 UTC  

But since I said Spotify, I also have to mention Netflix.

2016-06-06 21:03:58 UTC  

Even if I embraced the botnet to store my own shit, the internet is too shit to support that kind of usage

2016-06-06 21:04:17 UTC

2016-06-06 21:04:22 UTC  

yuyuko at the bottom - she is rather sick

2016-06-06 21:04:48 UTC  

Internet too shit, as in your own internet connection?

2016-06-06 21:04:52 UTC  


2016-06-06 21:04:58 UTC  

Also, rip Yuyuko

2016-06-06 21:05:28 UTC  

If you replace yuyuko, is she still yuyuko?

2016-06-06 21:05:47 UTC  

always - so long as the hostname remains the same, so does the soul

2016-06-06 21:05:50 UTC  

How much of yuyuko can you replace before she stops being yuyuko?

2016-06-06 21:05:57 UTC  

its like the broom with 3 new handles adn 4 new heads

2016-06-06 21:06:47 UTC  

If you copy all the data to another piece of metal are there now two yuyukos?

2016-06-06 21:07:00 UTC  

muh paradox

2016-06-06 21:07:01 UTC  

but one woudl have a different hostname

2016-06-06 21:07:07 UTC  

or else there would be chaos