Message from cathy in /csg/ #chink-shit-general

2016-06-06 20:45:43 UTC  

I would m8, sit down interview

2016-06-06 20:45:51 UTC  

that's how you create entertainment

2016-06-06 20:46:14 UTC  

World exclusive: man who pissed on phone convinced it's immortal

2016-06-06 20:46:24 UTC  

so, mr pissphone...or can I call you piss?

2016-06-06 20:46:43 UTC  

@xebec Can you uh... switch to push-to-talk?

2016-06-06 20:46:48 UTC  

Or that

2016-06-06 20:47:30 UTC  

I saw him post that he was mad about the name Pissphone

2016-06-06 20:47:45 UTC  

But no one gave him any Yous

2016-06-06 20:48:03 UTC  

the problem with /g/ is that you can't know if that was really him

2016-06-06 20:48:22 UTC  

The slashes look horrible with this font

2016-06-06 20:48:24 UTC  

they joy of anonimity!

2016-06-06 20:49:09 UTC  

I don't know why anybody would want to be Pissphone

2016-06-06 20:49:19 UTC  

He's the Anthony Burch of /g/

2016-06-06 20:49:20 UTC  

To further make fun of him

2016-06-06 20:49:54 UTC  

all i can think of now is singing 'pissphone' to the stingray themesong.

2016-06-06 20:50:07 UTC  

pissphone, pissphone..dun dun dun dun..pisssphone pissphone...

2016-06-06 20:50:15 UTC  

I just want a picture of his phone

2016-06-06 20:50:21 UTC  

He refused to show it

2016-06-06 20:50:32 UTC  

he just likes the color yellow

2016-06-06 20:50:35 UTC  

Must be orange with repeated toilet drops

2016-06-06 20:51:12 UTC  

Maybe it looks like the gold version now

2016-06-06 20:52:16 UTC  

Yeah man I hate when that happens, I come home drunk and accidentally piss on my phone

2016-06-06 20:52:38 UTC  

Yeah, coming home would imply that you go outside

2016-06-06 20:52:41 UTC  

who does that?

2016-06-06 20:52:48 UTC  

I certainly don't

2016-06-06 20:52:55 UTC  

i do - gotta sign on

2016-06-06 20:53:10 UTC  

Weak piss/10

2016-06-06 20:53:18 UTC  

Gotta sign my packages

2016-06-06 20:53:26 UTC  

Low bladder level

2016-06-06 20:53:56 UTC  

>I'll see you next time, piss

2016-06-06 20:54:09 UTC  

no mr piss, i expect you to die

2016-06-06 20:54:12 UTC  

You need to drop it in a piss filled bowl at least

2016-06-06 20:54:20 UTC  

Full submergence

2016-06-06 20:54:46 UTC  

Pissphone is just ahead of his time

2016-06-06 20:57:32 UTC  

gah, i admit defeat - this server is fucked, need to rma this drive to scan methinks

2016-06-06 20:58:08 UTC  

I am having trouble deciphering that message

2016-06-06 21:00:01 UTC  

oh im just waffling - it's the painkillers - got a sick server next to me I've been nursing all day, it has a messed up raid - repalced a disk which seems to have made things worse ;_;

2016-06-06 21:00:18 UTC  

server for what?

2016-06-06 21:00:27 UTC  

That makes a whole lot more sense

2016-06-06 21:00:27 UTC  

house fileserver