I need them pockets

I don't wear cargo shorts, but I don't think they're particularly bad.

BEAST MODE cap, Ahnuld t-shirt, cargo shorts, converse

and long socks covered in blood

try hard manlet starter pack

I need a dedicated pocket for each of the following: keys, phone, wallet, pack of tissues

And then I need some buffer space too

>pack of tissues

emergency fap pocket?

Nah, it's just insanely useful to have those things

Never know when you might need one

PKW life

phone keys wallet

Imagine if your nose started bleeding out of nowhere and you don't have a tissue

animu nose bleed

what was that anime that the protag gets magic powers when he gets an animu nosebleed

What's an animu nosebleed?

when you see a hot girl and nose starts bleeding

I didn't know that was a thing

pretty much in every anime, even naruto

that's pretty edgy

>even naruto

What kind of a pleb do you think I am?

tfw only seen three episodes of naruto

The classic one from the old days was master roshi

got to the point where he learns how to be a girl

his nose would bleed when he saw Bulma nude

>censored cartoon network versions as a kid

btw guys /g/ was right gaming laptops are dumb

you needed /g/ to tell you that?

!queue

I was just about to say that

k so there's a good story with this one

What makes a gaming laptop a gaming laptop?

i work at a tech retailer

"PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS DESKTOP OMG" gpu

and we have this associate purchase plan

which it turns out isn't even close

or it gets hotter than the sun playing minesweeper

where you pay 10% of the laptop's cost outright and then they take the rest out of your paycheck over time

so i am stuck between a macbook and some dumb as shit gaymen laptop