CEO is a cokehead Nazi

Would run downstairs screaming at people because the company profits were down

My job was ringing people all day reminding them to get their eyes checked

Sounds easy but weeks of listening to a dial tone

god, yeah, that sounds rough

We had to get a hundred a month to pass each month but a lot of people went to specsavers

So really tough

Rather be on the dole!

>lots of people went to specsavers

sounds just like a commercial

hehe aye

>go to living room

>tv on

I go to tesco tbh

>should've gone to specsavers

There was a form, you had to say why they wouldn't get eyes checked

And if you said truthfully "gone to competition" or "not interested"

You got sent to a dunces corner

wow

So we all just said stuff like "deceased" or "not available to take call"

sounds like a school in a cartoon

just imagining sitting on a stool with a hat that says DUNCE

If you Google "optical express ceo" you get some insane shit

Ties to Scottish mafia, helped fund anti-gay lessons in schools, busted speeding at 120mph down the motorway

wew

Because he was "late for daughter's school play"

Guy is a lunatic

hi again

sup

Sup cat on table

I didn't die

See, told you it works

That's what whoever replaced tablecat would want us to think

whaaaat, nooo, nobody would replace tablecat

I mean me

nobody would replace me

yeah

Is this cuntcat?

I have literally no idea who this cuntcat is, and I'm not going to comment further on this case

Fair enough, you do look a bit more fluffy

But maybe it's just windy