keyboard*

Get a new keyboard

I know, ironically i'm mailing this gay rainbow semi-mechanical to Canada

where it belongs

u need my address?

you've got enough keyboards m8

shhhhhhh

Give him another one

Im typing this on my Bluetooth keyboard, literally cost 5 dollars

zombii no one visits your country because nothing costs 5 dollars there

a pint of beer is like £8 in norway

with my weak british pesos

the only thing that costs under a dollar here is bubble gum, single packs of bubblegum

That's because Norwegian logic is pricy=quality

and lollipops

That's why there are so many applefags

I know a guy who had to go there to give a lecture

and all the public transport was fucked

Oh no

so he got a taxi

oh god

and was converting the rates as they ticked up in british pesos

Oh no

was like 100 pesos to get to the university

>getting a taxi

>in Norway

Just walk

dude

our taxis here are 9 rupees flat rate

Rupees

Poo in loo

pays in poo

canadian rupees

ayy

Poo*

sorry, meant eh

9 rupees and a dozen apologies for getting into the taxi

he's right though, taxis in Canada are cheap

Canada seems nice

i mean we did say sorry alot of times

Like Norway only less sjw